deathmatch: posh d. vs fantastic fest (round 1)

dear fantastic fest,
i kind of hate you.
ok, so, have you seen that movie “old school”? well, you’re like a combo of vince vaughn and will ferrell. you tempt me with awesome parties and ridiculous hijinks and basically SLAY ME WITH AWESOME. but then the next day, i have to wake up and return to my [...]