dear the heights: you light up my LIFE!

so pants world, i have to warn you that my posting will be a little sporadic for a while, cos IT’S THE HOLIDAYS!! AND I’M OFF FOR TWO WEEKS, SUCKAS!!!
but, lucky for this blog, i LOVE talking about christmas and all of the events and special feelings (!!!) surrounding it, so we’ll see who gets [...]

how i spent my thanksgiving: an essay by posh d. pants

the main idea for this essay is that i had a really great thanksgiving. and now i shall prove this main idea with several examples.*
on the actual day of thanks, i went over to my cousin jim’s house. and when i say “cousin,” i mean “person i am somehow related to.” i don’t actually have [...]

why was the turkey sent to the principal’s office?

cos he used fowl language!!! muhahaha!!!
(i know, i know, i’ve been posting a lot of terrible jokes lately. and i can’t even apologize, cos i’ve been ridiculously enjoying them)

drawn by lauren at st. jude children’s research hospital
happy almost thanksgiving, pants world!
i can’t deny that i have given quite a lot of thought to the food [...]

josh and erica got married!!!!!

warning: this post is basically just a bunch of pictures, marinated in squee. which is really how it should be because JOSH AND ERICA GOT MARRIED!! YAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAY!!!!
and guess what? it was one of the best weddings i have ever had the honor (and pleasure) to attend, not because i was the officiant (although, ok, i [...]

different animals being best friends!!

today i received the following picture from meredith in my inbox:

of course, i immediately SQUEED MY PANTS OFF and then sent an OMGGG email to meredith. as we proceeded to !!! back and forth, i wondered: why do i love animal friendship so much?
and then i laughed, cos that is a HILARIOUS QUESTION TO ASK [...]

it’s the little things

this weekend was about the little things.
little food in the tasty form of dim sum!!!

btw, those are fried sticky rice treats camouflaged to look healthy. i love sneaky food!
LITTLE PUPPIES!!!!

i met these puppies on saturday, thanks to an animal shelter that set up shop on second street. my favorite is the one who is sleeping [...]

rollin’ with naomi

my squee quota for the year has pretty much been filled, thanks to a monday night with my favorite little lady, naomi! you may remember her as the Guardian of Mac ‘n’ Cheese or from the Mango in the Pool incident.
her parents acted like i was doing them a favor for babysitting her, but nobody [...]

cats vs. dogs: a highly scientific exploration of internet comedy

the internet is truly smiling upon me today, which is why you will find the link section JAM-PACKED with linky business.
for the “highly enriching written portion” of today’s entry, i want to tackle the extremely controversial question on everyone’s minds as the presidential election approaches:
what’s funnier on the internet: dogs or cats?
before i begin, i [...]

meet naomi, my two year-old foodie soul mate

many of you are already familiar with naomi, my favorite two year old in the universe. i wrote about her first birthday party last year, and her preciousness has been mentioned several times on le blog. believe me when i say i have actually *restrained* myself from totally turning this blog into a “what naomi [...]

how to break the ice without losing yr cool

ha ha, i know, i’m hilarious.
but you will forgive me in a second cos:
pants world, i have some most excellent news to share with you!
and it has nothing to do with food or hip hop dance or the fact that ryan gosling and rachel mcadams are together (although that is obvs news everyone should be [...]