extravaganza
a murder mystery party to DIE FOR
y’all, i just discovered my FAVORITE KIND OF PARTY.
ok, well, besides dance parties.
last friday, my friend tatiana invited henri and me over to a MURDER MYSTERY PARTY!! I KNOW, RIGHT?!! i’d always wanted to go to one, but the closest i ever got was the time that my parents and i were in las vegas right [...]
the celtic festival: so much fun, it might actually kilt you
y’all know how much i love festivals. the music! the beer! the tiny pantsers! the endless assortment of fried tasty business!
well, this weekend i took my mom and dad to the austin celtic festival, which i never knew existed until, like, a week ago. turns out it’s super cute! sure, there’s a renfest quality to [...]
matt and meredith: just married pants!!!
this weekend, two of my most v. favorite people in the entire history of the universe and time itself GOT HITCHED!!!!!!
AND IT WAS AWESOME!! OBVS!!!!
honestly, i would’ve been happy to watch matt and meredith get married at, like, a gas station or on a big fugly rock in the middle of nowhere (and that’s saying [...]
once more, with pants!
this past weekend, i got to do something i hadn’t done in AGES.
i went to a buffy singalong!!
see, back in the glory days, henri hosted buffy singalongs all of the time, and we yelled at dawn and sighed when buffy and spike kissed and danced crazy with anya and xander and, yeah, basically geeked out [...]
a professional lady of leisure’s guide to the perfect bachelorette party
on saturday, i got to do one of my v. favorite things to celebrate one of my v. favorite people:
i went on a winery tour for meredith’s bachelorette party!!!!
to any bride-to-be seriously considering a crazypants night out on sixth street, filled with penis toys, condom-stapled bridal veils and drunk guys offering to be yr “last [...]
CASTLE PARTY!!!!
i think i’ve been waiting my whole life to say these words:
last night, i went to a party at a castle.
I WENT TO A PARTY AT A CASTLE!!!!!!
my six-year-old self is TOTALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. and also wondering if i got to wear a ball gown. sorry little sarah pants, i was not able [...]
water balloon massacres and other reasons i love my job
i try not to write much about my professional life on le blog, since that can lead to lots of scandal and public humiliation, which is something i enjoy a lot on “gossip girl” but not so much in reality.
BUT i’m making an exception today, cos last saturday, the student mentors threw the BEST FIELD [...]
henri: not a girl, not yet a woman
i was gonna warn you guys that my brain is currently fried (like, deep, state fair style) but then i realized that my mental state is ENTIRELY appropriate for today’s post about THE BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT!
y’all, brain cells just aren’t necessary when you’re blogging about brit brit.
so, last week, in celebration of henri’s birthday (yay!), [...]
BEST. DAY. EVER.
i remember reading an article in the ny times a few years ago about how turning 30 had become the new sweet sixteen– like, nyc socialites were throwing fancy parties and costume balls and huge soirees for themselves. and i remember thinking, “wow. when i turn 30, i better make it good.”
ladies and gentlemen, i’m [...]
love is a battlefield… with sharks
thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday cos guess what
IT WAS AWESOME!! IT WAS THE PANTSIEST OF THE PANTS!!!!!!
sorry i haven’t been able to blog about it before today… and i’ll tell you all about my excuse later.
but for now LET’S TALK ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY! YAY!
friday night, i invited some pantsers over to [...]
