my very own shopping montage!!!! OMG!

i have been DYING to tell you guys about this but i had to wait until it was ready. but GUESS WHAT IT’S FINALLY READY!
let me start by saying that, when it comes to cinema, my most favorite quality in a film is, hands down, the Shopping Montage. i mean, sure, beautiful scenery is nice, [...]

puns about winter are snow joke!

as you guys may or may not know, IT IS FREEZING IN AUSTIN RIGHT NOW. like OW MY FACE!!!!!!
i realize that temperatures in iowa are, like, below 50 degrees, and the coldest it’s going to get here is only 18 degrees, but 18 DEGREES ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!! y’all i live in texas for a [...]

i’m not a weenie, i just cry a lot

actually, i AM a big weenie pants, but then the title of this post wouldn’t be a clever riff on “still not a player,” which means i wouldn’t get to rap it just like big pun while doing a little dance (speaking of big pun, did you guys know he died in 2000? heart attack! [...]

How to have a Birthday Party over 4,860 miles

Let me be frank, I treat the Atlantic Ocean the way Sarah treats rain puddles when armed with wellies. If you remember my last post I explained how to have a valentines date over 4,860 miles. We’ll now I’m interested in trying my post-continent theories a birthday party.

a day in the life of a “friday night lights” extra

i don’t know about you guys, but when i’m watching one of my favorite shows (or movies), i feel like i really *know* the characters. like, they become real to me, in a way that is probably pathetic but i don’t care cos FELICITY IS MY FRIEND. and the shop around the corner is the [...]

cos i’m too spastic to be batman

so i just saw the trailer for “kick-ass”:

which, btw, looks AWESOME (i thought about making a joke about how “kick ass” it will be but realized that would be only slightly more lame than not making the joke and telling you about it, which i’m doing now).
and so of course it made me wonder: if [...]

no, i WILL NOT salute yr shorts

y’all. i have a question for you. and i really really really hope you can answer it because I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
so.
can anyone please tell me WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THESE SHORTS?

you guys THESE SHORTS ARE EVERYWHERE.
maybe you don’t work on a college campus, so you’re not aware of the [...]

hey hermione, wanna be roomies?

dear everyone,
i have recently discovered my dream home and will be moving there as soon as it is completed. beginning in spring 2010, please send all mail to:
posh d. luxe
harry potter theme park
universal studios, florida 7something
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL PLACE!!! look it even has a website so you KNOW it’s [...]

nicholas sparks is more famous than me

POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT!
what is the most popular post on poshdeluxe.com?
ok the bus just exploded cos there is no way you guys gave the right answer.
because it is RIDICULOUS.
my #1 post of all time, with a whopping 3,868 views, is…  about “the notebook.” yes, the tragic (in more ways than one) novel by nicholas sparks, the [...]

i think i need a leash for my pet peeves

when i started to compose today’s entry, it immediately felt like a “dear abby” kind of thing. esp. cos i wasn’t even sure about the answer (or if there is a real answer).
so i decided to write a letter to myself to find out what i thought.
dear posh d. luxe,
you and i both know that [...]