dear diary pants: “SHE HAS A WONDERFUL VOICE AND WILL BE FAMOUS.”

so i feel the need to apologize in advance for the fact that there is absolutely NO MENTION OF KEANU in today’s installment of dear diary pants. I KNOW, I’M SORRY. on the other hand, it’s slightly reassuring to know that i didn’t think about him for every second of my teenage years (just maybe [...]

dear diary pants: “More Facts About Keanu Reeves”

in today’s installment of deary diary pants, we’ve got MAJOR THINGS AFOOT. i won’t spoil them, but let’s just say there’s some big developments regarding teen sarah’s high school theater career (did someone say LETTER JACKET HOLLA!), her obsession with grades and her even bigger, bordering on unsane obsession with keanu…
so, throw some “ace of [...]

dear diary pants: “just call me a keanu junkie”

oh teenie sarah. i love you and yet… OH FOR THE LOVE OF PANTS sometimes i wish i could pretend like we didn’t know each other.
but, ahem, the fact that i still own that KR tape means that we’re more alike than i perhaps care to admit.
ANYWAY at least i don’t spazz out about grades [...]

dear diary pants: my KR obsession takes the crazycake

today’s dear diary entry is quite possibly the most embarrassing one yet.
I KNOW, i know, there’s been some doozies in the past but OH MAN. you guys. the beginning of this next one? BEYOND CRINGEWORTHY. in fact, my sophomore self is actually kind of scaring me, esp. cos she seems to have jumped out of [...]

dear diary pants: “I always pick guys with cool hair”

y’all it has been AGES since i dipped into ye olde high school journals, and i KNOW how much you guys have been missing yr daily keanu worship so… teenage sarah pants is back!
here’s a preview of what you will learn from the following two entries:
1. wow, i watched a lot of bad television in [...]

dear diary pants: “I think I’ve really gotten Keriann into Keanu”

OH MAN there is a major milestone in today’s diary entry. we’re talking, LIFE CHANGING you guys. and yes, it involves keanut reeves.

i hope you’re excited.

two things to know:

1. emily philips is my childhood best friend from lafayette. she’s been mentioned on le blog previously.

2. “superham” is a movie that keriann and i made about (isn’t it obvious?) a superhero pig. yes, it was awesome, and yes, i still have it on VHS, holla!

oh and yes, josh, there’s another tom arnold reference in this one. gahh the shame, the shame!!!

dear diary pants: “don’t get jealous, Keanu, you’re still #1!

after a brief hiatus, my high school journals are BACK, and guess what.
sophomore sarah pants is STILL in love with keanu reeves.
you may also be *shocked* to discover that her taste in movies remains suspect, but not nearly as questionable as her clothing choices.
shopping at sam’s? really? oooooh little sarah pants… how much you have [...]

dear diary pants: “Aren’t they supposed to like Mariah Carey?”

in today’s entry, we learn the following about the world of newly sophomored sarah pants:
1. whoah, tension with “the preps” brings out a little bit of mean girl! paging s.e. hinton…
2. rather than being protective of, say, cool indie music, sarah is defending 70s classic rock.
3. sarah’s dad has not changed at all since 1994. [...]

dear diary: “just call me Miss Sophomore!”

today’s entry is a double doozy: little sarah pants begins 10th grade!
in light of the massive amount of text you’re about to read, i’ll skip my usual list. but, in case you were worried: yes, there is a keanu reference (several, actually!).
plus, PHOTO BONUS: JEAN SHORTS!
btw, GSL = good sportsmanship league, i.e. the club you [...]

dear diary pants: “how romantic!”

ok guys, this entry is as nerdalicious as they come. if i had any doubts about my high school dorkdom, i need to look no further than my activities on august 2, 1994:
1. macaroni grill reference (and i was already riding high from the olive garden mention last week!!)
2. JEAN SHORTS!
3. my celebrity crush has [...]