nine things more fun to watch than snow

it’s been snowing today in austin, and everyone is FREAKING OUT. like, with happiness! which is crazy because you guys, snow is COLD!!!! and wet!!! and it makes me v. v. uncomfortable!
someone said to me, “it’s like we’re inside a snow globe!!” like that would be a good thing, which does not make sense cos [...]

some kind of wigerful

on friday night, while enjoying a v. girlie slumber party, meredith and i made a STARTLING DISCOVERY of a most HAIRIFYING NATURE!
given the shocking nature of this realization, i feel i should ease you into it by starting from the beginning. see, meredith and i decided to launch the cinematic portion of our slumber party [...]

the 2009 poshdeluxmas wish list

dear santa,
how’s it going in the north pole? i really hope you can wear long underwear underneath yr red suit. anyway, i’m writing to tell you that I AM A HUGE FAN OF CHRISTMAS. hopefully, you’ve been keeping up with my blog, so you already know that, but i just wanted to reiterate how much [...]

passive aggressive notes: up close and personal!

as mentioned several times on le blog, i’m a huge fan of passiveaggressivenotes.com.
and, this week, i had a REAL LIFE BRUSH WITH THEM!!!! i almost feel like a celebrity!
so, there’s this bulletin board above the mailboxes in my (v. small) apartment complex. it’s almost always blank, although there’s usually a random object sitting just on [...]

doing the right thing in the bathroom

i can’t believe i have yet another blog post inspired by a trip to the office restroom…. but i do.
trust me, i hate writing about bathrooms. it’s a gross topic that tends to generate comments about flying fecal matter (YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE).
BUT today’s entry is not really about bathrooms, it’s about Doing [...]

hobnobbing my pants off on the red carpet

the music portion of sxsw is ONLY A DAY AWAY. EEEEE!!!
soon i’ll be melting my pants off with music and eating lots of street food and waiting in long lines to use disgusting bathrooms (eh) and seeing lots of famous people!
in fact, you guys, i have ALREADY BEGUN my hobnobbing, cos last week, henri and [...]

i can has nightmarez?

earlier today, erin c. (otherwise known as “erin with the little e”) sent me a link with the following preface:

“OKAY. This is perhaps the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen but, much like with the girls on Rock of Love, after a few minutes of watching it, I’m left thinking, ‘aww, he’s not so bad.’”

i clicked on the link, thinking i’d watch a video about some fugly but charming kid or maybe a really weird looking dog.

instead, i was greeted by the Face of My Darkest Nightmare.

kisses in the bathroom: a highly scientific posh d. study

pants world, i have a v. important question to ask of you today.

if you walked into a bathroom stall in your workplace and discovered a hershey kiss sitting on top of the little trashcan for “feminine products”… WOULD YOU TAKE IT?

the only thing missing was the swingline stapler

as aptly demonstrated on this blog, i get to do a lot of cool things cos of henri and the alamo (and, if you’ve seen me in person at these events, you know, most likely from my ecstatic squeeing, that i definitely, definitely appreciate it).

and out of all of the fantastic adventures i’ve experienced thus far, sunday night ranks near the top cos

I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE FROM “OFFICE SPACE”!!

disney pants part 2: even in the happiest place on earth, it rains.

when we parted ways yesterday, dear pantsers, our brave disney explorers were exiting the muppet ride and gazing with growing horror at the darkening sky…
and so of course the only appropriate thing to do was to ride the TOWER OF TERROR, muhaHAHAHA!

seriously, does that look sinister or what?
the tower of terror is one of those [...]