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I thought I would give you some text for a change. This is Matt and John. We are at Kaki King in the Volume night club for the stereogum party. Sarah is resting cause she was a little sick (but no strep throat), Henri is probably sleeping after another night of redbull party and John and I are missing the weather of the British Islands.
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I met some crazy lady last night that has opened up my eyes to the following issues:
1. There is a cure for cancer, they sell it on 12th street. Mix it with water and that is fine.
2. Alcoholism is bad and sad, but if you drink beer mixed with bloody marry’s all the time that doesn’t count
3. If you think death wishes to members of extreme islamic groups, they will die. She has been responsible for the deaths of 12 high ranking officials in the terrorist army
4. Smoking cancer is curable
5. bladder cancer is serious
6. She is really really funny (her words, not mine)
7. There are underground castles in America, but not in Europe (she thought I was British)
8. Bush is having an affair with Condi Rice
9. Bill Clinton calls her all the time to chat philosophy
10. She writes songs for Toby Keith, as well as having teaching experience for 35 years, teaching everything from kindergarden to college physics
11. She has done several world tours as a famous singer (which famous singer she didn’t say)
12. Everyone on the bus knows her
13. She is a true southern lady
14. She is a citizen of the world
15. She doesn’t like to have an ego
16. The USA will blow up in 3 months, but she has water and a place in the woods. She can live through anything.
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