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hey hermione, wanna be roomies?
dear everyone,
i have recently discovered my dream home and will be moving there as soon as it is completed. beginning in spring 2010, please send all mail to:
posh d. luxe
harry potter theme park
universal studios, florida 7something
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL PLACE!!! look it even has a website so you KNOW it’s legit, cos the internet makes things real.
obvs i’d read about this possibility a while back, but then there was this recession thing and twilight fans started hating on the jk and ron got swine flu and i was REALLY WORRIED that voldemort was still alive and using dark magics to defeat universal studios.
but whatevs, voldy! turns out even massively powerful evil wizards don’t stand a chance against massively powerful multi-million dollar corporations! actually, that kind of scares me, now that i think about it.
anyway CHECK OUT MY NEW DIGS:
YOU GUYS!!!!! i’m gonna read books in hogwarts! and eat in the dining hall! and chillax with hagrid in his hut! i’m gonna be SUCH hogsmeade village scenester!!!!!
did i mention i’ll be able to fly on a hippogriff?!!
actually, that looks kind of lame. nevermind.
you can find out more about all of this amazingness by reading this article, but i gotta share with you one more highlight:
At The Owl Post, guests can send letters with a certified Hogsmeade postmark.
that’s right, gang. when you get a letter from me, IT WILL ACTUALLY BE FROM HOGSMEADE. like, the post office is CERTIFYING THAT SHIZZ. in fact, you should probably find a shoe box so you can start storing our correspondence cos my postmarked letters are gonna be something you want to give to yr grandchildren.
austin, you’ve been great and all, but let’s just say you’re not as *magical* as my new place (WINK WINK). i can’t wait to move and start my new life! like, i could get married in the main hall of hogwarts! and then when i have kids they’ll go to school there! i mean, assuming they’re not muggles. hmmm. i may need to marry oliver wood just to make sure they’re at least half bloods.
wait a second…
oh man. i just realized that i sound exactly like a renfest person. crap.
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no, sarah, you don’t. Cause this is going to be SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN RENFEST. for one thing: no crazy ladies smushing their bosoms in ill-fitting corsets. for another: butter beer!! I CANNOT WAIT TO DRINK BUTTERBEER IN THE THREE BROOMSTICKS.
okay, like, I am really obviously too excited about this but I MUST GO.
Confession: I was going to spend my first paycheck as a wee 15-year-old field worker on an Elizabethan corset. Thankfully, it wasn’t for renfest reasons, but rather a desire stemming from a different kind of theater nerd within me. Who wants to be dressing up in someone else’s sweat laden corset night after night? Not me! Anyway, they were far more expensive than I thought, so I bought a papasan chair. I don’t think that was any wiser. My decor was dated before I even got to the dorm room AND I was in other people’s corsets. Lose lose sitch.
We’re going together! All of us! And it will be AMAZING!
But I want to wait until it’s been open for awhile because I fear chaos.