YOU GUYS.
the most horrendous thing happened to me on monday night.
i wasn’t going to write about it, because i try to keep this blog devoid of anything serious or evil, but the memories are HAUNTING ME to the point that i must expel them before i become like that lady in the “yellow wallpaper” story, i.e. CA-RAZY.
so, early monday evening, i got home from the gym, took a shower, then walked into my closet to figure out what to wear. i don’t know about you guys, but every time i walk into my closet, i have to stare at every single item of clothing that i own, as if some new shirt or pair of pants will suddenly materialize that i absolutely HAVE to wear for, you know, a monday night.
anyway, while staring at the “t-shirt” section of my closet, i spied…
GAH i can’t even TYPE THIS.
ok ok ok i saw– I SAW A MASSIVE ROACH. ON MY BLACK SUPER TRACK T-SHIRT.
that is like, my favorite t-shirt, btw. besides the one with the vampiric hamburgers on it.
YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSS AUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
even though i shrieked, i tried to contain my panic while running to the kitchen to grab a can of raid. except HA HA I DON’T HAVE ANY RAID.
i decided that carpet cleaner would be a good substitute (in a crisis, you have to think fast, people), so i ran back to my closet, clutching the spray bottle and grabbing one of my shoes in case i had the chance to smash the roach on the floor. see? not panicking. NOT PANICKING.
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