Archive for July, 2008

a day in his pants: the posh deluxe interview with al pitre (part 1)

you guys!! i am OVER THE MOON with excitement about today’s interview, which will actually be split into two parts (concluding tomorrow) because it’s so chock-full of greatness.

why? because the subject is my dad!!

as i’ve previously explained, i relish doing these interviews, not only cos i learn something new about people i love and admire, but ALSO cos these posts enable me to share my amazing friends (and now family) with all of pants world.

consequently, i am pleased as punch to introduce all of you to my absolutely wonderful father. ok, well, most of you have already met him (aided by the fact that he is the Friendliest Guy In The Universe), but you have no idea how much you *don’t* know about alvin pitre, jr. i have to give him major props for treating this interview like one of my high school history papers… he spent hours writing out his responses, hunting around for photos, scanning them… he even wrote his own captions! in other words, he treated this like Serious Business.

i realized, as i watched him work, that i had never compiled a comprehensive history on either of my parents. sure, i know lots of their stories, where they grew up… but this interview slowly came to mean even more to me than simply a good blog post. i can see my father as a whole person, not just “sarah’s dad” but a collection of selves– a kid with skinny legs (like mine), a gawky high schooler, a european backpacker, a hardworking engineer. it is important for me to *know* all of these facets that make up my father, because his story is a part of my story, his heart is a part of my heart.

my incredible artistic rendering of dad and me on one of the birthday cards i made for him. note the michel gondry hand. also, i was apparently giant when i was six.

in tomorrow’s entry, i’ll write a bit more about why i think my dad is so fantastic, even though i’m pretty sure that this interview will make that abundantly clear.

so let’s get started!!

hi dad! i am really excited to be interviewing you, not only cos you’re my (awesome) dad but also cos i bet i’ll learn something new about you!

You will probably needed to edit this down, since I am a lot older than most of your interviewees and thus have more life to write about. Maybe this will encourage some of your friends to do the same with their parents.

so, let’s get started with your family background. could you tell me a little bit about yr parents, yr siblings, where you were born, etc.?

My dad grew up in a little community near Opelousas, Louisiana. His first language was French. My mom grew up in Bangor, a coastal town in Northern Ireland. My dad was in the first group of American G.I.s to arrive in North Ireland right after Pearl Harbor (he was also in the first group drafted before World War II). My mom served in the Women’s Auxiliary Territorial Service, which was part of the British Army. She met my dad in her home town, were he was staying in her aunt’s rooming house. She was the first war bride in Bangor. I was born in Manchester, England in 1944. The Army hospital group my dad was serving in had moved from Northern Ireland to England. I have two sisters, Margaret and Cathy. Margaret was born five years after me, and Cathy was a surprise, coming when I was 17.

i know yr family moved around a lot, so give me a list of every place you’ve lived, then tell me which city was yr favorite and why.

Being a military brat we moved a lot. There was North Ireland, England, Scotland, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Hawaii and Colorado. My favorite two places were Hot Springs, Arkansas and Wahiawa, Hawaii. In Hot Springs we had a home on one of the many lakes. This was during my 4th to 7th grade years and I loved to fish, water ski and swim. Hawaii was during my high school years and after I started driving, it was cars, surfing and girls in that order.

dad, i want to take this opportunity to officially thank you for going to high school in hawaii so that mom and i got to go there for yr reunion. cos that was totally sweet.

what sort of things did you do for fun when you were a kid?

When my dad was in Korea during the Korea War, we lived in an apartment complex near his mother and brother. There were many kids my age (6 – 8) plus my sister Meg and we were a regular “little rascals” group. We would get fruit crates (which were made of wood then) and turn them upside down on our wagons, put our pets in them and have a circus parade. In the summer the city utility crews would come around the neighborhoods and open up a water hydrant to flush out the water pipes and all us kids would get our swim suits on and play in the spray.

Our “little rascals” group. That is my sister Meg on the left and me with the hat. I even had a thing for hats then.

In Arkansas, it was fish, swim (summer), boat, built forts, play soldiers or Davy Crockett. Yes, Les Parker’s Davy Crockett was the big show around and all of us wanted a coon skin cap. Alas only a few of my friends had them.

In Arkansas on our dock– me and dad with the biggest fish I ever caught.

what did you think you would be when you grew up?

I honestly don’t remember. I think I was having just too much fun being a kid to think about something so serious.

how would you describe yourself as a teenager?

I think my early teen years (14-16) were very difficult for my parents. I was terrible. I was very rebellious, very immature and wasn’t doing well in school. Moving to a new high school after my freshman year did not help. I improved during my junior and senior year when I started working and got my first car (I was not allowed drive by myself until I was 17). My first car resulted in my dad and I spending more time together as he help me work on it. He really liked my first car, it was 1940 Buick and he borrowed it a lot. Later I sold the Buick and brought a 49 Willys “Woodie”, which was the perfect beach car. My parents loved it too and were always leaving me the family car while they took mine to the beach. Since the family car was a 56 Chev V-8 it worked out ok.

My first car– a 1940 Buick and me trying to look like James Dean.

what kind of music did you like?

I was high school before the Beatles. I have been told that we were the “Do-Wop” generation. There was Elvis, the Everly Brothers, Jan and Dean, the Beach Boys, Chubby Checker, etc. The Ventures were my favorite group. Larry Harden and I went to one of their shows and got to go back stage and get their autograph. We also saw Pat Boone, Brenda Lee and Chubby Checker live. Remember we only had AM radios then. Larry was my high school buddy even though he was a year behind me. We are still in contact with each other. He lives near San Francisco and is still into cars. He has an old Corvette.

what was it like to attend high school in hawaii?

When my dad was transferred to Hawaii I had just finished my freshman year at Irvin High in El Paso. I had lots of friends, a motorcycle, a lot of desert to ride it in and was in the school marching band. So the process of starting a new school and trying to fit in made my first year a very difficult one.

wow, dad. look at you. band nerds unite!

In Hawaii I attended Leilehua High School, which is located in the middle of the Oahu. There over 300 students in my class. It was a very diverse student body with kids from every ethnic group from the Pacific Rim, Hawaiians, plus us “Hoales” (Hawaiian for white)), and African Americans. Remember this was the days before the civil rights movement.

Two years of Junior ROTC was mandatory for all boys in Hawaii. I did three (it really helped later when I enlisted). Every Monday we would wear our starch WWII khakis (yes, Henri, this is what started my love of khakis) and in the morning form up on the football stadium and marched in review of the administration, teachers and students. We had an ROTC battalion (five companies) plus a band (about 500 cadets). For each company there was a girl student who wore a white uniform and was an Honorary Cadet Colonel. I was also in the drill team and honor guard. With working after school, this was about the only organization I had time for.

As a result of being in ROTC we had an opportunity to be extras in a Japanese movie in a scene depicting the farewell of the 442nd Japanese American Combat Team of WWII. Since our uniforms were WWII vintage we stood in for the unit, marching down the streets of Honolulu through crowds cheering us off, with girls running out of the crowd throwing leis around our necks and giving us kisses. The actors marched with us. We had a great time and got great lunch out of the deal (I suspect the school got some cash). The title was “Sanga Art” and the director was Zenzo Matsuyama. Thanks to my mom for saving the article.

This is how I dressed for school every Monday morning.

Any time there was social event that required food there would be something from every ethnic group. Our fast food drive-ins menu reflected this, as your order usually came with chop sticks.

Much of what you see in the movie “American Graffiti” represents much of the atmosphere of my high school days. Life revolved around school, jobs, cars, the beach and girls. Clothes were jeans, white socks, loafers (often we didn’t wear shoes), tee shirts, Aloha shirts, or surfing clothes. “Cruising”, “Drag racing” and beach parties were the main activities. There were many old abandoned air strips from the war years where legal drag racing events were held. When we had a Saturday or Sunday off, Larry and I were at the strip watching the races. These were the days of 35 cent gas (it was 20 cents on the main land), 409 chevs, Hurst floor shifts, four barrel carburetors, “Daddy Roth -Rat Finktee shirts.

No booze (we tried beer once and thought it was horrible and threw it away and drove to the diner for Coke to wash away the taste), no drugs and no weapons other than fists. But smoking was common. It was hard not to when your parents smoked.

It was all perfect as there was always the rival between the “local” kids and the “dependents”.

I was in the upper tier of the students but at the lower end of that group. I probably had a C+ average.

My last two years of high school were great and it was tough to leave. We actually left a week before graduation because of my dad’s orders.

Larry and I with our girlfriends. Note the bare feet.

i know you had a variety of jobs while you were in high school. tell me about a few.

During my freshmen year we lived in El Paso and there I delivered the morning paper. I started out with a bicycle and then got a small motorcycle.

My first job while in Hawaii was working in an Italian-Mexican restaurant, which was just open at night. I worked by myself from just after school till about 5 or 6 when the restaurant would open. I made from scratch the frijoles, the piazza sauce, and prepared the piazza dough (I wish I could remember how I did it). I didn’t eat there after I discovered rats outside that were as big as cats.

My next job was working for the PX system on base at the service stations. This was the full service days when you wore a starch clean uniform (well, they never could get the grease stains out) with your name on your shirt. It was full service, put in gas, check under the hood and wash the wind shield. I also changed oil and creased cars and changed tires, which was the hard work.

after you graduated from high school, you tried out college then entered the military. what was THAT like?!

My dad only completed the ninth grade and my mother finished high school. College to them was unavailable. But that was not going to be for me and my sisters as they insisted that we go to college! Having no experience in what it took, like your mom and I did for you (learning the process, visiting schools, and filling out the paper work) they had no understanding of what it took. I did not have a clue of how I was to get to college. I don’t remember much about our student advisors, although I know they were working with us, as I took the PSAT and the SAT. It was fortune for me that I became friends with a new student early in my senior year. She was light years more mature than I. Anyway, she knew that my Dad’s next assignment would be Denver, Colorado and she looked up some colleges in the area and suggested Colorado School of Mines. I was in interested in Geology so I did and much to my surprise I was accepted. So once we moved, I was off to college. Being young and foolish I joined a fraternity and discovered that the Coors Brewery was just down the street (I started to like beer). School was hard, the time the fraternity required was too much and we had under estimated the financial cost. I also had a job; I was one of the two dog catchers for the City of Golden. So I finished the semester, passing all but one course. Left for New Orleans to live my Aunt and Uncle and try to work and go to school. It was too hard and to get a trade decided to follow my dad’s footsteps and joined the Army.

My mom refused to display this picture because she said I looked like a Nazi.

while you were in the army, you spent some time in germany. tell me about that!! i’m pretty sure you did risky things, like riding motorcycles, that you would never let me do in a million years.

I score high on the tests (doesn’t say much for the military of the time) they provided when you enlist and was convinced that life would be better if I enlisted in the Army Security Agency (ASA), which at the time was under the NSA. However it required a four year enlistment instead of a three year enlistment. I was so gullible. But looking back it probably saved me from going to Viet Nam. Most of the men in the ASA were above average in intelligence and had either a year or two of college or degrees. After basic training in Fort Jackson, South Carolina, advance training in Fort Devon, Massachusetts, I depart for Germany via a Navy Transport (I guess it was cheaper in those days). Having been a dependent on a job on to and from Hawaii I knew that I need to get one so that I wouldn’t be stuck standing around. Eventually, I got a job working in the ship’s library. Since it did not open until mid morning, after they woke us at 5 a.m. and make us get on deck (where there was nothing to do) I would got the library and sleep until opening time. I never got sea sick as many others did, so I enjoyed all the Navy food.

Being a G.I. in Germany during the sixties was great. Once I got to my assigned base they found out that I was a very good typist (I took it high school) and that was the end of me getting any other training that would be useful in civilian lift. I was now following in the footsteps of “Radar” in “MASH”. I spent the rest of my military career as an administrative specialist (clerk).

The good thing about being in ASA was that the bases were very small and not in areas where there many other American soldiers. My first assignment was in Northern Germany near Helmstedt, which at that time was in the British sector and was the northern route to Berlin through East Germany. We had very small monitoring station located in the forest near the border. We lived in rooming house in a small town not far away run by a German family.

My next assignment was in Central Germany at Rothwesten, an old German Air Base near Kassel. This was head quarters and was very routine duty. To make additional money I worked waiting tables at the enlisted men’s club at night.

Then looking to make more money and get promoted I volunteered (always a mistake in the military but worked out good for me) for an administrative position with a 44 man ASA special operations detachment (402 ASA SOD) that was supporting the 10th Special Forces unit in Bad Tolz. My unit’s actual location was in another old German base in Lenggries just down the road. It had been a base for German Mountain troops. Being a small unit allowed close camaraderie. In spite of my administrative job I was allowed the opportunity to receive some special training. First airborne school where I got my parachutist’s wings (I made over twenty one jumps both day and night, during my last two years), and then I went to England to the British Army desert navigation school, and was involved in many military exercises. One special assignment was the opportunity to travel through East Germany to West Berlin. At that time the US Military had a special military train that traveled from West Germany to West Berlin. Seeing the border with its barbed wire fence, minefields, guard towers, the armed East German guards lining up along the train while other guards used dogs to check the undercarriage of the train, and the East Germany towns appearing to be stuck in 1939 brought the cold war to reality. West Berlin in 1967 was a happening place.

The administrative specialist for the 402 USASA SOD

I had a wonderful time in Germany. The military had some excellent recreation facilities that I took advantage to learn to snow ski and to sail, all of which helped enrich my time there. If I could have stayed in Germany for a total Army career I would have re-enlisted. I was lucky in that I could blend in since I looked German (blonde hair and fair) and worn German clothing. The short hair was a problem but we didn’t have the real short hair of today’s G.I.s. My Germany was passable, but I spoke for some reason with a Dutch or French accent, why I never knew. But it worked, and most Germans didn’t think I was American and the service was better. I appreciated and emulated the slow European life style of the time. Sometimes we would idle an afternoon or evening away in a guesthaus, side walk café or beer hall playing chess, cards or just watch all the people (especially girls).

My European look at the time. I loved the Michael Caine movies where he played the British agent in “The Ipcress File,” especially his glasses.

dad, i LOVE this look on you. you should go back to it.

While in Northern Germany some friends and I went to see the tour car races at Nurburgring. It was my first exposure to European racing. Just like out of a movie. I must have taken over 200 photographs. I had a single lens reflex camera with a zoom lens at the time (it cost me a month’s pay).

The base at Leggries was in the Bavarian Alps.

This is a picture right outside my quarters. We skied these mountains every time we could.

My buddy during this time was Henry Greene, whom we all called “Hank”. We did everything together. We are still in communication to this day. I was at his wedding and he was at mine.

My Army buddy Hank and I.

We could walk to the ski slopes. During the season we skied every other day (the slopes were lighted at night). During the summer it was mountain climbing, hiking and rafting the river. Munich was 45 minute train ride and there was Schwabing for nightlife, restaurants, beer halls, museums (as you found out in our trip there after you graduated from Rice) and of course Oktoberfest.

That is me with the shades. I wish you could see the “knickers” that I skied in.

The European public transportation system was so efficient and provided a very economical way to travel. Being in the military one could go to the air base and “hop” a military flight for free. It wasn’t first class or even coach but the cost was right. During this time I made two trips to Ireland to see my mother’s family and to see Ireland.

I was back packing through Ireland with these two Irishman. The one in the middle, Colin Barnes, is the son of my mother’s best friend when she was growing up.

Italy and Austria were other countries I travel too. Being in ASA we had some travel restrictions. Salzburg was just a short train ride away and Hank and I would get a pass to go. In those days Austria was neutral country and you had to have authorization to go plus civilian clothes were required. We only needed our military ID and authorization papers (Pass) to travel in Europe. Salzburg was another of my favorite cities (another place we went after your Rice Graduation). Needless to say, since most American girls traveled in pairs, Hank and I were always the accommodating “Pair” to show them the local sites.

Flirting in the Dublin Zoo.

Sometimes we couldn’t get a room. Notice the bottled German breakfast.

dad, are you DRINKING?!! for BREAKFAST? highly interesting…

TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW!

dear diary pants: “nostalgic for the future”

in today’s journal installment, we learn the following about high school freshman posh deluxe:

1. she really hates mosquitoes.

2 . she records every grade she makes, ever.

3. her taste in restaurants and films is questionable.

4. she thinks brendan fraser is hot, which is only slightly defensible given that it was 1994.

5. she loves a good bargain.

6. occasionally, she has thoughts that might actually kinda be profound!

*note: i was in charge of the sound for our high school theater department’s performance of “the mousetrap” at the time i wrote the following entry (and i had just returned from the previously mentioned youth group retreat).

4/25/94

Yes, today is the 25th, not 24th because I was too tired to write last night because I stayed up to watch “The Sound of Music.”

Well, yesterday, we got home from El Shadaii. In the car, I beaded a necklace and taught Meredith & Melissa how to Fish Bone braid. It is great to be home. I <3 CARPET! I woke up today and yesterday with sore muscles. I think I bruised my rib cage on “The Spider Web.” I HATE MOSQUITOES. My legs are covered in toothpaste (desperate times call for desperate measures). I have a particularly huge one on my knee that looks like a blister [ed note: GROSS].

I stayed after school today until 5:15. The sound was not too good today. It wasn’t organized. So tonight I taped Three Blind Mice on a tape, Annoying Music on a tape, and Peggy Lee on a tape. I hope it’ll go better tomorrow.

I got a 104 on my math test!! WOW! Can you believe it!!

UNCLE DAVID IS HERE. He’s been staying with Mama Helen, but he came here to spend the night then leave tomorrow. He’s so great! He took us to Chili’s! Yum! I saw Courtney C. and Blake there!

Anyway, I’m sleepy now– I wish I could write more, but I really need some sleep. GOOD NIGHT!

wow, this is a terrible picture. i thought about not posting it, but that would be censorship, and i’m a Serious Journalist. anyway, that’s me (with braces and a fading, horribly embarrassing cut on my face from having a mole removed) with biscuit, the best dog in the whole world. btw, i loved that dress and wore it constantly.

*note: MAJOR SPOILER ALERT for the award-winning masterpiece, “with honors.”

4/30/94

It’s the last day of April! Wow– can you believe it? May starts tomorrow! Anyway, I slept 11 hours (yes!) and then I went to the mall with Talena and Becky. I almost bought some gold pants for $5.38, but I bought some black combat like boots instead for $16 (half off of $32). Isn’t that cool!

We saw the movie “With Honors” with Joe Pesci and Brendan Fraser (ahhh). It was really good. It was about 4 students (roommates) at Harvard (seniors). Monty (B.F.) meets Simon (J.P.), a bum, because Simon has Monty’s thesis because it was dropped into the boiler room of a library through a grate on accident (LONG story). Anyway, they learn to love each other, and a strong bond develops. Simon dies at the end, and Monty and his roommate (a girl) fall in <3 (he’s been in love with her for, like, ever). What really got me was the graduating thing, the friendship, the nostalgia. It was almost like the feeling I got at the visit at Cy-Creek. It was a story that you wished happened to you. It made me wonder about my future, and, in a funny way, made me nostalgic for the future. Kinda weird, I know.

LINKS

today is linktastic.

THE NEW HARRY POTTER TRAILER IS AWESOME. i’ve watched it seven times already.

check out my favorite new blog, which features a toddler and some amazing wigs. I LOVE THE INTERNET.

henri sent me this trailer for a movie about “the rock-afire explosion,” aka the SHOWBIZ BAND, aka THE PEAK OF ANIMATRONIC SCIENCE. this looks SO GOOD. to whet yr appetite further, watch their version of “hips don’t lie.” GAH i miss showbiz.

the story of franz felhaber and his petrified millions is reeeeeeally fascinating.

have you guys heard of the blog “cassette from my ex“? it’s pretty fantastic, and jancee dunn wrote the latest entry!

new show i plan to (somehow, even though i don’t have cable) watch: z rock. it’s based on the real lives of these three dudes in a heavy metal band who make money by performing (as a different band) at children’s birthday parties. YES.

new m83 video for kim & jessie = rollerskating brilliance.

i know i posted about this already, but here’s more hilarious commentary on r. kelly’s latest album (and you can listen to the songs!). just… wow.

check out all of the awesome people that are gonna be on sesame street this season!!! i am totally calling in sick on the days when jack black and david beckham are on.

check this cartooney uncle karl t-shirt. WANT.

super sadie deluxe!

i want to let you know right now that today’s post will not be nearly as intellectual and fascinating as the comments yesterday’s post generated. you guys are so SMART and THOUGHTFUL! i love you!!

today i’m going to talk about this new thing apple launched recently for the iphone– the app store.

the app store has basically elevated sadie, a beloved member of the deluxe family, to another level. i mean, i already knew she was awesome, but now she’s, like, NOT FROM THIS PLANET AWESOME. she’s like, the christian bale of phones. the “you’ve got mail” of apple devices. it’s like how, you might consider warrant a fun hair metal band, but then you watch the video for “heaven” and realize that the lead singer is actually an angelic being.

now that the app store exists, sadie is like that guy. except with less hair.

here’s how it works: the apps basically transform sadie into different things. she’s like mystique!! but not evil!!

there’s this button that i press that takes me to the store on sadie’s screen, and then i can look at all of the applications. lots of them are free, and so far i haven’t paid for any yet.

here’s what i have so far (you guys, this is AMAZING!!!):

light saber: sadie is a light saber!!!!!!!! and you can swish her through the air and make light saber sounds!

scribble: sadie is an etch a sketch!!!! you can draw on the screen with yr finger and then turn it over and shake to erase!

shazam: sadie is suddenly a musical genius!! she can hear a song and then tell you who sings it and the name!!! I AM NOT KIDDING!

my lite: sadie is a flashlight! and this crazy technicolor flashing thing i can wave at dance parties!!

magic 8 ball: sadie can tell my fortune!! she knows the future!

bubble wrap: sadie is suddenly covered in bubble wrap, which, as previously discussed, I LOVE TO POP.

rotary dialer: sadie is an old fashioned phone! except… i don’t know anyone’s number, so… yeah.

anyway, i find all of this HIGHLY amusing, esp. when i’m on the bus. in fact, if we hang out soon, i will undoubtedly end up trying to fight you with my light saber. just ask henri, my parents, erica…

of course, i have some ideas for even MORE incredible apps, in case apple is interested.

espresso finder: sadie tells me the nearest location of espresso, and she filters out gas stations and mcdonald’s.

mac ‘n’ cheese locater: much like the espresso finder, sadie directs me to the nearest purveyor of mac ‘n’ cheese business.

squee: sadie immediately provides me with a squee, whether in the form of a cute puppy video, a baby picture or a three year old explaining harry potter.

name that: sadie gives the title of a movie, song or book that i am desperately trying to remember. i will give her the info i know (”there’s a girl who works in a kitchen, and a guy who’s a dogwalker…”) and then she’ll give me the answer so i can sleep at night!

white noise: sadie emits white noise to drown out annoying people around me, like the girl who always talks REALLY LOUD on her cell while riding the bus and says things like, “he’s so retarded, he can’t even get UNRETARDED,” which is actually a pretty great quote.

marauder’s map: like the enchanted map in harry potter, sadie shows me where all of my friends are! and not just, like, “houston, texas” but actual dots of matt and meredith inside of warren’s downtown!

umbrella: sadie is an umbrella!!!! ok, i know this is a stretch, but MAN, it would be great.

i’ll let you know when apple gets back to me on this.

in the meantime, what kind of app suggestions do you guys have?

LINKS

THE NEW HARRY POTTER TRAILER COMES OUT TONIGHT!!! and you can see a preview of the young voldemort here, who happens to be ralph fiennes’ nephew, which makes sense. cos the ability to look like evil incarnate is probably genetic.

josh duty has discovered the BEST THING EVER TO EXIST, and it’s called food party. and it features puppets and food and just… just watch it. it is AMAZING. this is so what i’m doing for my 30th birthday.

sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 premiered last night, and everyone looked fabulous and i am SO JEALOUS COS I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEM!!!!

vulture has a mini-review of the new r. kelly album, and it is predictably awesome and ridiculous.

dude. you guys. every single bennigan’s in the country is now closed. immediately. that is CRAZY. i mean, i can’t remember the last time i went to bennigan’s, but it’s, like, an american institution! what’s next, chili’s? this country is going to hell in a handbasket.

check out the new chromeo video!

the highly scientific cultural shame report

first of all, thanks to everyone who commented on friday’s post and was willing to shame themselves cinematically as well as literally (LITERALLY).

i had a great time compiling the results via a spreadsheet, cos i am a nerd. seriously, though, organizing data can be fun!! esp. when it means you get to analyze the cultural habits of yr friends and consequently discover trends amongst our generation, blah blah blah.

in putting together these results, i became less interested in shaming people (there’s enough blogs doing that already) and more interested in *why* we regard these books and movies as “classics.” this isn’t exactly new territory, but i found it fascinating in the context of pants world.

first, though, here are the results! keep in mind that i tabulated everyone’s responses based on the info they gave me, so some people just mentioned one book while others responded in full (i.e. this is not rocket science, and i’m ok with that, cos rocket science is hard, and i don’t get paid for this).

* * * * books * * * *

books almost everyone has read, i.e. homecoming king & queen: “great expectations” and “hamlet.”

the only person who hasn’t read “hamlet” is moody.*

*moody, i know you haven’t read any of the books, but i didn’t feel like i could remove yr response from the list due to data purity concerns, etc.

besides moody, the only person to escape high school without reading “great expecations” is kristen. KRISTEN. how were you an english minor without reading this book?!! NO, “a christmas carol” does NOT count cos that’s, like, something you read for the holidays so everyone behaves and doesn’t act bratty when they don’t get the present they want cos tiny tim can’t even WALK you guys.

the book that eats lunch in the bathroom stall, i.e. NO ONE HAS READ: ulysses.

i am totally ok with this.

books that would never win the vote for student council president: jane eyre and catch 22.

in case you’re curious about who read the most books on my list, here’s a rundown (the number in parenthesis is the number of books they HAVEN’T read):

sofia (2), celina (3), jessica & john & sarah (4), olivia & kristen (6), jen (7), matt & becky (8), trish & randy (9), moody (13).

* * * * movies * * * *

here are the movies that everyone has seen, i.e. the homecoming court:

wizard of oz, big, star wars, titanic, jurassic park, matrix

yeah sorry i’m too lazy to use quotes anymore.

the movie that sits alone at the cafeteria: taxi driver

only three people have seen it. even though this film is like, an american icon, i can see why people haven’t seen it (myself included). it came out before most of us were born (1976), and it has “mature” themes, meaning it’s not really junior high slumber party material.

the movie that might get beat up if taxi driver isn’t there that day, i.e. one point above it: clockwork orange.

i think it’s funny that the two movies (this one and taxi driver) that inspired about 75% of the posters i saw in college are the two films snubbed by pants world. ooh maybe i should have asked you guys about scarface. i bet that would further prove the inverse relationship between Dorm Room Poster and Pants World Viewership.

a (little) shame spotlight:

becky is the only one who hasn’t seen *any* “lord of the rings” movies. which makes sense, i guess, since she claims “art geek” status versus regular “geek” status.

olivia is the only person hasn’t seen E.T. OLIVIA. come ON. i don’t need yr childhood excuses. this movie has a cute alien! reese’s pieces! adorable tiny drew barrymore! put down yr high class russian literature and BE AMERICAN.

olivia and sofia are the only folks who haven’t seen ANY of the harry potter movies. because they obviously hate magic and awesomeness and everything good about this world.

here’s the list of people in order of who’s seen the most movies (remember, the number is the movies they haven’t seen):

jessica (1), brian (2), talena & sofia & kristen & celina (3), moody & randy & sarah (4), jen (5), matt & olivia (6), becky (7), trish (8).

trish, i’m sorry to tell you that sing-alongs don’t count as “classic” films. but that’s ok, cos they’re awesome.

* * * * scientific conclusion and further questions * * * *

first, i want to ask all of you if there really is a book or movie that you are *truly* ashamed of not reading/seeing. obviously this is a subjective thing, and i’m curious about why you might be embarrassed if you haven’t seen, say, “the royal tennenbaums.”

i am honestly embarrassed that i haven’t read “anna karenina.” i guess this is due to the fact that i haven’t read ANY russian literature, and that makes me feel like less of an intellectual.

second– as mentioned previously, i wonder why we, as a society, hold up certain movies and books as classics. why do we teach these books in school? my guess would be that these books gives us a greater understanding of the history and culture of various time periods, not to mention literary techniques.

but are there better ways, better books, to teach these things?

based on the responses, a lot of you didn’t seem to particularly enjoy some of these books. if you didn’t like them, does that mean you didn’t learn anything from them?

what books do you think *should* be on high school reading lists?

personally, i actually do really love some of the classics, like “les miserables” and, forgive me, “a tale of two cities.” i’m glad i read them (more than once DORKTOWN), but i’m also glad we read more contemporary books in school. “the house on mango street” comes to mind as a well-written book that sheds some cultural insight while addressing adolescent issues.

but i would also add more recent, well-written YA books that focus on important aspects of life and growing. isn’t part of the point to get kids interested in reading? to show them that a book can be exciting and understandable and not just something to wade through in order to pass a test?

the other (brief) rant i wanted to include concerns female authors. on one hand, i don’t care if guys like jane austen or not. everyone has their own taste, as evidenced by this survey. BUT… do girls complain when they’re forced to read hemingway or really, any book told from the perspective of a guy, which is like, most of the high school curriculum? i don’t think the girl equivalent is nearly as common. is it jane austen’s female perspective that turns guys away? this issue really bothers me… the “issue” not limited to jane austen but more to a lack of female writers in english curriculums.

anyway

this entry has no pictures so i hope you guys made it all the way through.

also please answer my questions! i am a serious researcher seeking the truth.

thus ends my SCIENCE FOR THE DAY.

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dude. this list of 20 abandoned buildings/places is creeeepy. the amusement park? the BRAIN LAB? EEEEEEE.

did you know there are pyramids in china?!!!

more movie news from comic con (looks like “wolfman” is gonna be good, “spirit” not so much).

remember that 12 year old fashion blogger i linked to the other day? and i wasn’t sure if she was totally for real? well, looks like we’ll find out via her upcoming interview with the NYT (thanks to trish for the link!).

speaking of trish, homegirl has a preview of the new pixar movie on her blog!

have you guys seen the trailer for oliver stone’s “w.”? um… wow.

what is yr secret cultural shame? OWN UP.

ok, so usually on friday, i post “a day in the pants” interviews. unfortunately, there was a bit of a mix-up with my interviewee (it’s ok, dad, senior moment) so that entry will be postponed until next week. believe me when i tell you that it will be WELL WORTH the wait (i.e. papa pitre tells all!!!).

and actually, this works out, cos i wanted to continue the conversation started yesterday in reaction to the “cultural secret shame” link.

here’s an excerpt from the vulture post to bring you up to speed:

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Inspired by David Lodge’s classic campus comedy Changing Places, the Times of London asked a number of authors to play the game Humiliation — in which you admit the most embarrassing book you’ve never read, and the winner is the one whose novel of secret shame has been read by the most other players. (In Lodge’s novel, one character trumps everyone else by admitting he’s never read Hamlet, and is summarily fired.)

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the vulture staff plays a round of this game with books and then with popular movies.

since i’m all about public shame, i thought we could play a round on today’s blog. it’s a little tricky, cos we’re not all sitting together around a table at a bar, where ideas, conversation and beer can flow freely. and honestly, i’m truly sorry about that. since i can’t beam everyone up and over to austin (curse you, elusive star trek science!), here’s how i propose we do it:

i’ll make a (shortish) list of “classic” books and movies and mark the ones i’ve seen. then, in the comments, you should reply by listing the books/movies you haven’t read/seen from that list. on monday, i’ll compile the responses to determine the winner, who will be, as defined by vulture, “the one whose novel of secret shame has been read by the most other players.”

feel free to add other books or movies, just to further shame yrself.

make sense? LET’S PLAY!

BOOKS

(special thanks to ann for providing me with an excellent list to choose from)

pride and prejudice - jane austen: YES. DUH. BIG BIG DUH. A MILLION TIMES DUH.

to kill a mockingbird - harper lee: YES. in high school. loved it.

jane eyre - charlotte bronte: YES. so dark and dreamy!

wuthering heights - emily bronte: NO. it just seemed so… depressing.

grapes of wrath - john steinbeck: YES. GAH i criiiiiiied.

great expectations - charles dickens: YES. ms. havisham’s nasty germ-filled house still freaks me out. the wedding cake? COME ON!!!!!

a tale of two cities - charles dickens: YES. i just read a part from my freshman year journal about how i had just finished reading it for the second time and loved it so much. ha ha neerrrrd.

catch 22 - joseph heller: NO. i always MEANT to but…

hamlet - william shakespeare: YES. then mrs. fritchey, my english teacher, made us go with her to see the kenneth branaugh version and she sighed with ecstasy when he came out in leather pants.

moby dick - herman melville: NO. and i don’t feel bad about it.

ulysses - james joyce: NO. no no no and no.

heart of darkness - joseph conrad: YES. unfortunately. esp. since i can’t seem to detach it from our lively inner/outer circle discussion in high school involving the harlequin’s homosexuality.

les miserables - victor hugo: YES. i love this book.

MOVIES

(i picked some of these from AFI and then added in my own, cos it’s my blog! boo-ya-kah!)

citizen kane: YES. wait, why is this a great movie? anyone? anyone?

the godfather: YES.

the wizard of oz: YES. ok, if someone hasn’t seen this movie, i… i just… you must be, like, four years-old. and if you are four and reading this blog, well done.

casablanca: YES.

schindler’s list: NO. I’M SORRY, OK? i just couldn’t bring myself to see it. i think i just watched “big” for the five hundredth time. speaking of…

big: YES YES AND YESSSSSS.

gone with the wind: YES.

a clockwork orange: NO. HEEBIE JEEBIES!

rocky: NO. why would i want to see this movie? honestly?

star wars (sorry, olivia): YES. hello, i’m an american. and a geek. it’s part of, like, manifest destiny.

lord of the rings (any of them counts, ok): YES. for the love of all things legolas.

E.T.: YES.

titanic: YES. new year’s eve, baby. cos i had an AWESOME social life back then.

harry potter: YES OBVIOUSLY (haters, don’t even start with any “high culture” arguments).

taxi driver: NO. but you know, i will. eventually. maybe.

jurassic park: YES (again, this isn’t, like, casablanca but come on. burger king gave away WATCHES for this movie. that’s a big deal).

the matrix: YES.

indiana jones: YES (let’s just pretend like the fourth movie didn’t happen).

breakfast at tiffany’s: YES. a thousand, diamondy times yes.

ok, so now that i think about it, maybe it’s not fair that i got to make up the movie list. i didn’t purposely avoid movies i haven’t seen BUT i may have overlooked some. so feel free to add yr own. i’ll check back in over the weekend.

LET THE SHAMING BEGIN!

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when i was in high school, i had the biggest girl crush on dana scully (ok, who i am kidding, i still LOVE her), which is why i loved this jezebel homage to the smart, serious, totally awesome redhead.

have you guys seen the new “spirit” trailer? it looks… awesome? i think?

check out vulture’s coverage of the first day of comic-con. GAH i wish i was THERE (”twilight” panel?!! HELLO?!!).

FINALLY! a blog about lifetime movies!!!! i can’t wait til the review of “invisible child.”

olivia brought this NY times article to my attention about brides asking their bridesmaids to get botox (or even boob jobs?!!). uh WHAAAAA. if a friend asks you to get botox, it’s time to FIND A NEW FRIEND.

this is a way better investment for yr 25 cents than a homie figure.

dude, miley cyrus is a MEAN GIRL. “i totally love yr bracelet… where’d you get it?!”

dear diary pants: “it was AWESOME (not in the slang sense)”

in today’s issue of “dear diary pants,” you will learn the following about high school freshman posh deluxe:

1) she is really stressed out about geometry.

2) she is experiencing (gasp) teenage mood swings!

3) she secretly pines for boys, which is so angela chase of her.

4) her idea of what looks “cool” is obviously derived from watching “grease” a thousand times.

5) she is intimidated by cliques, even though she doesn’t know how to spell them.

6) oh man, she is a nerd.

7) girlfriend is not exactly a superstar when it comes to generating zingers (FAIL).

*note: oksana is the name of the ukranian exchange student who lived with us for the second semester of my freshman year.

4/20/94

I have a geometry test tomorrow!! I’m kinda suspicious. See, we got back the quizzes we took yesterday, and Mrs. Clark only graded the first five (out of 10) problems, and I got -35 points! Yikes! Lucky for me, we could make corrections. I didn’t get to one of them, though, so the highest I can get is a 95 (if she grades corrections with full points). I am reeeally going to have to be careful on the test tomorrow.

Today I was on a mood roller coaster. One minute I was depressed (i.e. school was repetitive, I’m tired of it, I’m stressed, I’m bored, It’s not as exciting this year as last six weeks was last year, more work, etc… I could go on forever). Then I’d be all nostalgic and dreamy (i.e. I’ll miss my classes and the people I’ve gotten to know, this year has been good– I’m just overlooking everything) and then I’d go back to being stressed. It was WEIRD [ed note: hi, it's called hormones].

I thought about #29 a lot today. Is it because I a) still like him so much b) wish he still liked me for prideful reasons c) am lonely for any guy d) want it to be like last year e) need some excitement in my life. I guess it’s all these reasons combined.

I have my hair in curlers. I showed Oksana my Barbies. Our pig fetus had an exploded vein, and everything looked like it was covered with blue paint. We had to give it a bath.

Goodnight!

this picture was taken during summer school P.E. that’s right, we took P.E. in SUMMER SCHOOL, so that we would have room for more honors classes. GEEKTOWN 1994! (clockwise from bottom left: becky, se, some girl i can’t remember, rachel, me, talena).

*note: the following entry was written during a church youth group retreat.

4/22/94

Well, journal, you are now in Yorktown, TX at El Shaddai Ranch in a cabin. It is 11:41. I feel like I belong in the “Annie” orphanage singing, “It’s a hard knock life!” I love it! I love the chaos– the clutter, everyone trying to fit their hairdryers in the plug, taking showers in bathing suits, clambering over bunks and chattering like chipmunks.

I think I’m overcoming the “clicks” here– maybe I’m actually starting to be a part of the group. Stacy S. is awesome. Emily C. - the name speaks for itself. They wanted to be in my journal. Ooh, Emily just paid me a nice compliment. She said, with these pajamas on (light pink, sewn flowers [ed. note: i still wear these pajamas, i am not kidding]), hair slightly curled, writing in a journal, I look like a woman from the 40s or 50s. I said I needed a cigarette. Isn’t that cool? Cool.

The ride here was really fun– Bonnie, Elizabeth, Karen and I were all together. There was this great rainstorm with tons of spectacular lightening. it was AWESOME (not in the slang sense). I think this is gonna be a good weekend.

We had it out in Geometry today– I mean about talking– Seth and I were keeping track of how many times the other people talk because they always blame us, and they talk too! And when Rachel and I were having a VERY QUIET CONVERSATION, Laura C. and Amanda B. were making fun of us, and she said something, and I had just had it up to here! So I shot back, “Well, Laura, when I was in the bathroom, your voice was the loudest!” HA! Anyway, I’m kind of glad that that happened because the tension was too high.

[ed note: uh, wow]

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whoah! apparently, banksy’s identity has been uncovered! DON’T TELL ME! I’M COVERING MY EARS! LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOOOOUUU.

screech is writing a tell-all book about “saved by the bell,” and even though i don’t like dustin diamond, i am totes excited… to the MAX (har har).

what is yr cultural secret shame? hmm… sounds like a fun future blog post!

dessiree’s sweet, i mean, “tight” sixteen

in honor of dessiree’s recent birthday, a group of her biggest fans took my homegirl out on the town to embarrass her, i mean, to celebrate her sweet sixteen.

sweet sixteen! can you believe it?

honestly, i can’t remember what i did for my sweet sixteen. but i’m pretty sure it didn’t involve helicopter rides or hot guys carrying me on a chair.

and although i couldn’t surprise dessiree with a brand new BMW, i think we managed to show her a pretty good time (in spite of the number of moments she almost died from embarrassment). seriously, though, it is SO easy to embarrass a teenager. and also? kinda fun. i want to take this opportunity to publicly thank my parents for practicing an amazing amount of restraint thirteen years ago.

anyway

first, we met up at EZ’s for some dinner and presents. of course, we forced dessiree to listen as we sang her the birthday song. she LOVED that.

note the super cool candles with different colored flames, courtesy of josh and erica. and then, note the candles placed on the cheeseburger, idea courtesy of josh and erica.

my friends happen to be awesome gift-givers, so dessiree collected some excellent new loot. of course, i made her take a picture with her presents, because that’s what my mom did to me, and that is what i will do to my future children, god help them.

here’s an easy tip for embarrassing the pants off of a teenager: show the *slightest* amount of affection for yr significant other, in front of the teen, in a public place.

for example:

you may see this as a nod to the innocent puppy love of the 50s, but to dessiree, it’s like we are engaging in some kind of perverse sexual activity.

next up, everyone’s favorite, austin park and pizza! except… “and pizza” has been kicked to the curb, so now it’s “austin’s park,” which is lame. which means i will still call it AP&P, kind of like how old people still say “kentucky fried chicken” instead of KFC.

john met up with us at the park and gave dessiree a card and this cute little snowman monkey thing. i tried to imagine what was going on in john’s head when he was shopping, “so… 16 year old girls like… cute stuff. and look, there’s a strange snowman monkey figure! that’s cute! perfect! and i’m DONE.” but really, john, you did good, cos dessiree loved it.

we immediately hit up the go-cart track, but i’m going to save that part for the end of this post, cos it was basically the climax of the whole night.

our other activities included laster tag, which means i force everyone to take “fierce” pictures:

at this point, dessiree had resigned herself to the fact that i was going to take a billion pictures of her, usually including some sort of instruction, like “look excited!” or “hold that up!” or “where’s yr game face?” the end result was that her face displayed a mix of “why are you doing this to me?” and “if i make the face, this will all be over soon.”

props to john, though, for following directions! he has certainly been well trained by many, many pants world outings involving flossie.

i did manage to get a few “natural” shots, esp. when we were playing video games. john and i found this one game where you get to shoot zombies, and it actually WORKED* (*this is rare for AP&P). it turns out that dessiree has a secret talent for shooting the heads off of dead people. happy sweet sixteen!

henri mostly stuck to his life long mission of mastering ski ball, i.e. earning 8,000 tickets in less than ten minutes in order to win a four foot long care bear. for dessiree, of course.

check out the ferocity on homegirl’s face as she rides the pants out of that motorcyle:

so laser tag and video games are always a blast, but the REAL reason we go to AP&P is to drive go-carts. and the real reason *dessiree* likes to go to AP&P is to beat henri on the go-carts. which, as documented on this blog, she has done before.

go-carts are pretty popular (obvs), so you always have to wait in line for a while. henri and dessiree utilize this time to celebrate their famous rivalry by insulting each other, and, you know, bringing it ON.

sometimes, things get BROUGHTEN a little too hard.

by the time we slid into our go-carts, the tension between these two rivals was PALATABLE. dessiree, however, is totally a cool customer, her face revealing only 100% steely confidence.

you have to admire her bold spirit, especially when dealing with this kind of game face:

“rules are, there ARE no rules! we’re racin’ for PINK SLIPS!”

meanwhile, erica was secretly plotting a daredevil victory of her own!

while john remained sweetly innocent, oblivious to the fact that this race wasn’t for fun, it was FOR KEEPS.

finally, the referee (i.e. moody teenage AP&P staff guy) gave us the signal, and we were off!!

dessiree fought to maintain her lead, in spite of numerous maneuvers (and dirty tricks!) by henri.


lap after lap, our two main competitors remained neck and neck, with the pressure building to an excruciating intensity until… BANG! THIS HAPPENED! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!


COLLISION!! CALL THE MEDICS!

ok, wait, no medics. just call the AP&P dude over so he can turn dessiree’s go-cart around and EMBARRASS HER HUGELY. in front of EVERYONE.

dessiree ended up passing the finish line first, but there was a heated debate (ok, throwdown) afterwards involving the actual cause of the accident.

but you know, what’s a sweet sixteen without a little outburst?

even with her frequent moments of sheer, “please kill me right now” embarrassment, i have the feeling that dessiree enjoyed herself immensely, esp. when she beat henri (twice) on the go-carts. maybe it’s possible that (gasp) teenagers actually LIKE being teased?

i’ll leave you with this picture, which pretty much says it all.

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jezebel put together some great clips of the late, great estelle getty doing her thang on “golden girls.”

squee of the day: a french bulldog puppy!! oh hai, puppy!

an injured baby dolphin got his own life jacket so he could swim!! squee!! ok, but, uh, PICTURES? PLEASE?

ok, economy. NOW you’re just being mean.

[note: i have fixed the comments, which were previously closed because wordpress hates me]

so i think there’s something stuck between two cogs in ye old blog machine, cos it is running sloooow today. and yes i DID make sure the computer was plugged in, thanks. i just really hope it’s not a dead animal, cos the smell alone would really suck.

therefore, i shall postpone my picture/video heavy post until tomorrow, when hopefully all of the wheels have been cleaned and greased and i’ve learned that i really shouldn’t eat directly over my keyboard or something.

instead, i offer you a ONE PICTURE BLOG POST based on some Terribly Important News released recently.

so, you’ve probably heard, via someone making a really bad joke about the economic recession, that starbucks is closing some stores.

now i realize that starbucks is a big company and evil and blah blah blah I DON’T CARE. I NEED MY LATTES FROM A PLACE I CAN TRUST. and, god forgive me, i trust starbucks.

so you can imagine, this news hit me really hard. i mean, i know gas is high but now this economic downturn is really hitting me where it HURTS. like, i can go without driving quite easily (sorry thomas), but on the days i forget to bring my thermos of coffee to work, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE? what, will i have to make a big steaming mug of, like, concrete dust and stir it with a rolled up $100 bill, great depression style?

today, i read the list of closing starbucks with bated breath… please please please spare the starbucks (all five of them) in my neighborhood… please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…

WHEW. you guys. WHEEEEWWWWWW.

they are only closing TWO starbucks in austin, and neither of them is REMOTELY close to me.

and now, a handy graphic to illustrate:

DISASTER AVERTED.

CRISIS AVERTED.

and more importantly, SLEEP AVERTED.

that was a close one, though.

DON’T you EVER eff with me like that again, starbucks. or i will cut you.

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josh duty has written his best blog post (so far) about his experiments with this new “smart” voicemail system and the varying reactions of his friends. this is sooo a must read/listen.

check out the latest and, yes, hilarious video from sarah haskins about cooking for yr family. I LOVE HER.

have you guys seen the new “twlight” trailer? it’s kiiiiinda cheesy. but who am i kidding, these books are ridiculously bad. which is why they ARE AWESOME.

fines lines reviewed “the wolves of willoughby chase,” which was TOTALLY one of my fave books as a kid (joan aiken 4-eva). i also love this system of preferred categories (doubletrue!!!):

Clothing
Orphans, real or de facto
Villains
England
Nature Boys, a la Dickon
Specialized Schools

have you guys seen devendra banhart’s new bollywood style music video with natalie portman? yeah yeah, she’s cute, she’s yr gf, you have a crazy beard, STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES.

if you liked “heavy metal parking lot,” you’re gonna looooove “billy joel parking lot.”

these sand artists are amaaaaazing.

i kind of don’t believe that twelve year-old girl could be THIS cool, but at any rate, tavi’s blog is awesome (thanks j. for the link).

how i learned to be batman, minus the saving people part

as you guys know, i was REALLY excited about seeing the new batman movie. in fact, given the key elements– christian bale’s hotness, heath ledger’s cray cray joker, AWESOME action sequences– i didn’t think it was possible that i could be MORE excited about this film. i mean, without endangering my health (i.e. sarah explosion).

but i was wrong. I WAS WRONG. leave it to the alamo to make my dark knight experience even MORE amazing than i thought possible.

“how?!! HOW?” you may cry out in curiosity.

by taking me, along with a group of other v. v. lucky people, to a bat cave!! and not just a regular old bat cave, but bracken cave, home of the largest colony of mammals IN THE WORLD. i am not kidding.

it’s located just outside of san antonio, which meant BUS TRIIIIIIP!!!

the drive took us about an hour and a half, but no one minded. the excitement was PALATABLE, as evidenced by zack’s face:

plus, henri put together a fantastic pre-show to get us even more hyped up for the movie– old episodes of the batman TV show, clips from the tim burton “batman” and, of course, some sing-along action. because you can’t see christian bale in a movie without hearing the rousing chorus of “santa fe” in yr head…


i love that i have a boyfriend who will actually sing along to a “newsies” number, even if he doesn’t know all of the words and pulls a little garth/bohemian rhapsody.

once we exited the bus, we were greeted by the “real” bat man, this guy:

he told us a little bit about the cave, but i got distracted when the alamo staff came out with some appetizers. it’s ok, though, cos all of that info is on the internet if i ever need it.

the staff set up tables right near the cave so we would be ready whenever the bats decided to emerge. i mean, how often do you get to enjoy a posh meal next to the world’s largest bat colony? NEVER!! ok, well, unless you’re bruce wayne.

right behind those tables is this view of the cave:

it kind of smells like bat poo, but you get used to it. esp. when there is champers to distract you!

not to mention tasty, tasty little appetizers.

and a “make yr own” mojito bar!! holy crap. no wonder the bats like to hang out here.

it’s really fun to crush the mint and the lime together, like you’re actually *working* for yr drink. and not just, you know, pouring it.

as you can see, henri and caitlin are mojito professionals.

we sat down for the next course, which was a delicious chilled summer tomato and carrot soup with crab. at this point, i felt sorry for the bats, cos there is no way mosquitoes taste this good.

while we were eating, the “bat man” walked around and talked to us about bats. sorry, bats, but you’re just not as interesting as my soup. don’t take it personally.