I WILL NOT BE APPEASED

jk (kinda)

Anyway, also I get kind of annoyed when people start conversations with me that we’ve already had. It’s okay if it’s sometimes, but if all the time they are starting conversations we’ve had, it makes me think our conversations clearly don’t matter to them.

Also I used to get annoyed if David put the forks where the spoons should be, but we worked out a compromise system that he could better understand.

Thanks a lot, Sarah, you just broke my brain. EEEE, SLJ as Nick Fury, you were so perfect in that 5 second teaser at the end of Iron Man I almost wept! And I totally punched my fist in the air in victory! Also, Hugh Jackman IS Bigby Wolf. See?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d6/BigbyWolf.JPG/200px-BigbyWolf.JPG

mrrow.

I can’t wait to see The Incredible Hulk! Suck it, Ang Lee! Hulky behavior shows up in me when people are flaky, yes, as Sarah and I often commiserate on others infringing on our planner pants machinations. Also when someone tries to make other people feel stupid for their personal preferences. “You like that movie/band/book? What is WRONG with you? You must be retarded.” I think that’s mean. Also when someone talks over me. I mean, not if you accidentally interrupt someone and then apologize and say, “Please, go ahead,” but if you’re the type of person who constantly talks over other people and just bulldozes the conversation? MEREDITH SMASH. Man, I love saying that.

Henri, uhm, you look weirdly hot in that close-up Hulk picture. Your skin brings out your eyes!

As for Liv Tyler, I will always (and only) remember her for stripping in that Aerosmith video back in the day, in my formative years. It was the video for Crazy…or Cryin…or Amazin…cuz you’re Crazy. Or maybe Hulk 1.

By the way, it would be awesome if the next big blockbuster action movie to come out would be titled something like “Lethal Death 1.” We’re just gonna let you know right now: there will be sequels. Many, soul crushing sequels.

I am also impressed with Henri’s dedication to the theater. Did he sit down in the movie, forever leaving his print on a poor chair? MUHAHAHA!

I want to see The Strangers, but as Mere said, “there are too many movies coming out this summer that I ACTUALLY want to see to spend time and money on a subpar horror flick.” But it’s got Liv Tyler AND Ben from Felicity! COME ON!

Things that make me mad: Passive Aggressive behavior. I’m a pretty honest (read: loud and rude) person, and I hate when people skirt around issues or don’t just come out with what they want to say. It’s annoying and also a waste of time.

Oh, and when I’m out somewhere reading a book and someone tries to make conversation with me. Um, hello? I am READING.A.BOOK. i.e. I have chosen this time to live in my own head with these nice characters in this book, which means I do not want to talk to you!

I never saw the first Hulk either, but didn’t it get great reviews? I think Ang Lee directed it. I’m not sure that I’ll see this Hulk, either, but maybe. I’ll probably just wait to see more of a consensus from people whose movie tastes I understand well, relative to mine.

The idea of Henri running around all Hulkish made me laugh. It’s so awesome to have a job that lets you have so much fun. I’m sure it’s crazy hard work, too, but fun nonetheless.

My favorite Liv Tyler moment? When she’s running down the street in “That Think You Do” after hearing the Oneders’ single on the radio for the first time. I. Love. That. Scene.