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a funny thing happened today.

IT GOT FREAKING COLD OUTSIDE!!!

OMFG!!! how did this happen? yesterday, it was so warm that riding my bike home actually caused me to *sweat.* gross, i know.

and then this morning, i decided i’m going to wait for the bus, cos it’s wet, and my bike tires will splatter my work clothes with mud.  and then i stand there. in the cold. while the sky spits upon me. and the bus… is fifteen minutes late.

obviously this is the worst decision i have made in recent memory.

and i didn’t wear any long underwear today, cos the weather report yesterday said it was going to stay warm. i won’t make any weatherman jokes here, cos those kind of jokes usually annoy me (put them in the same category as “the difference between women and men” jokes, SO HILARIOUS thirty years ago) but still. WEATHER PEOPLE. we live in 2007! we have amazing technology that allows us to build nano-robots and potentially nuke the entire world. WHY are you not making use of this technology? how about sending nano-robots out into the atmosphere so they can tell us if it’s going to suddenly drop a bajillion degrees? and then maybe they could nuke those, like, clouds or whatever?

and yes, i do wear long underwear throughout the winter months. even when it is not below freezing. my computer tells me that it is currently 43 degrees outside, which is definitely long underwear weather. especially for TEXAS! come ON! i live in the south for a reason. and that reason is that i do not wish to die of hypothermia.

in order to express to you how cold it really feels outside and how much i hate it, here are some pictures.

tap tap tap… the TREE FINGERS OF ICE ARE COMING FOR YOU.

ok, seriously, how do people live in a place like this? and by live i mean barely survive.

HONESTLY! WHAT IS THIS? since there are cars in this picture, i surmise that people live there. do those people know they can move? do they know there are places where ice only happens in yr margarita?

DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. look! suicide is not the answer! whatever is troubling you, i’m SURE we can find a way to make things better. you know, maybe today, we can put the past away.

yeah, that’s totally me, shivering. with dark, short hair. and a super itchy sweater.

oh, and that’s a lady who likes to freeze corn. hi corn lady!

also, apparently there’s a video game called “shivering isles”

that guy doesn’t look cold, though. he just looks really, really scary.

now, THIS guy knows what i’m talking about.

even this monkey thinks it’s cold!

mother nature! look at that sweet monkey face! how can you do this to him? he’s FREEZING, and he has FUR! imagine how i feel, and please take pity on a poor girl with bad circulation.

ok. that’s it. even the freaking STATUE OF LIBERTY is freezing. this is ridiculous. as a country, we cannot stand for our icon of freedom and opportunity to be this miserable and cold. it’s UNAMERICAN!

mother nature, please. i know we’ve been bad to you, ok, like, super, super bad to you, but I CANNOT HANDLE THIS COLD. and i know that it’s actually december, when it’s supposed to be cold, and the only reason it hasn’t been that cold lately is cos of global warming, which we caused with our own pollution, and eventually we’re all going to live in waterworld or maybe the next ice age will happen, i actually never really understood why that would be the case, btw, but anyway, the point is, I’M COLD AND I HATE IT!

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP.

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apparently, hawaii is really worried that the mclovin fake id will inspire lots of kids to create their own. and you know what? they SHOULD be worried. a fake id means you get punched out by a burglar, then ride around with some cray cops, then shoot a gun, and then get with the hottest girl in school. SIGN ME UP.

keri russell went to a basketball game with her husband, and she sat next to chase crawford. UM. these pictures are totally NSFW, cos their combined hotness may cause yr computer to explode.

oh noes! alex trebek had a minor heart attack! but it looks like he is ok. [insert: "___ for $500, please" joke here]

there are gonna be two more pee wee movies. i think i’m excited about this, but i’m not sure.

but i KNOW i’m excited about the next x-files movie!!! holla!! except… er… amanda peet is in it? does she play a member of the alien race? cos ok, that would make sense then.

and i don’t even know what to say about this movie. except for the trailer just blew my mind. and also made me want to vomit. and also made me wish i had a machine gun arm. so really, what is there to say?

wOOt is now a word in the dictionary. seth e. is gonna celebrate toniiiiiiight!!!!
so have you heard about that stupid facebook group that features pictures of drunk girls? i hate that group. anyway, the jezebel girls do, too. so they made their own. with guys. which is equally as stupid but… ok. it’s funny. it’s really funny.