Archive for August, 2007

now you know who wrote the book of love

the posh deluxe reading rainbow report

the history of love by nicole krauss

i have to admit, this is one of those books that you’ll see in the window of every single airport bookstore. for the past few months, whenever i passed one of those shops, this book would blend in with the latest from jackie collins and john grisham.

then, on one of my trips to boston, i finished whatever i was reading and, in order to survive the next several hours of flight with potentially screaming children, ran into a bookstore.

this was the only book that didn’t have a cat, gun or flower on the cover.

i actually didn’t even read this book on the plane (jetblue’s tv screens were too tempting), so it’s been sitting in my “to-read” pile for a while.

i can’t believe i let it sit there for so long.

you guys, this book is beautiful.

this book is too amazing, too wonderful, too heartbreaking to dwell in airport news stands.

this book deserves its own special room, with simple curtains and clean walls, where people can sit and read and absorb it.

i’ll tell you that it’s about a fifteen year old girl named alma, who misses her dead father and searches for a way to drive her mother’s fog of sadness away. it’s about an old jewish man named leo gursky, who escaped the nazis in poland and still pines for the girl who left him behind. and i have to mention bird, alma’s brother, who believes himself to possibly be the messiah and gives alma a life jacket to protect her from the flood that he knows will surely destroy the earth. Continue reading ‘now you know who wrote the book of love’

what the world needs are more winks

the pierces: sticks and stones

today my head has been all over the place.

i blame, first and foremost, school. i had my class last night, and while the professor is cool, i still think this whole “learning” thing is a scam. i have my second class tonight. i just bought the hugeass course packet, which will be a JOY to haul around. i’m trying to view the extra weight as “scholarly.” it’s a well known fact that people with bulging bags look way smarter then the rest of the population. right? right.

secondly, i blame the upcoming weekend for being SO CLOSE and yet, not here. oh WEEKEND! why must you TAUNT ME with yr third day and yet remain out of my grasp? why don’t you just call up summer so you can laugh in my face together? p.s. summer you got majorly to’ up in my comments section! that thing reads like a slam book!

third, i blame the starbucks that is not yet open in the union. i know, it’s corporate, it’s a chain, blah blah blah but guess what! i’m addicted to caffeine! junkies don’t have morals! anyway, the logic goes: if this starbucks was open, i would be able to think straight. the end.

fourth, i cannot stop watching this kitten video.

and finally, a wee bit of the blame, just one tiny bit, rests on the christmasy shoulders of lala’s:

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flugtag my pants

galactic: bounce baby feat. z-trip

do you know what my favorite pair of pants are?

VIP PANTS!

and on saturday, i got to wear the crap out of them. henri and i were invited by a lady who works for red bull to sit in the VIP section during flugtag.

now, if you’re like me, you read “flugtag” and think: hmm. perhaps it’s a giant game of tag! played all over zilker park! with teams in different colors and bases and heart-stopping chases and lots of skinned knees!!!

if you’re like me, you may be disappointed.

ok, but not tooo disappointed, cos flugtag is actually really neat. it’s a contest where teams build something that will fly and then attempt to launch their aircraft off a huge pier in the middle of town (i mean, lady bird johnson) lake. lots of teams enter the competition with drawings and themes, but only twenty-five are chosen to compete in flugtag. you get points for how far you can go AND for creativity in design, theme, etc.

you can read more about it and check out more pictures here.

but you know what you won’t see on that official site? the vip section, baby!

that is why i, posh deluxe, exist to blog, for you.

first, here is the entrance to the whole shebang.

yikes. i know. it was like ACL, but without the religious protesters and people selling pipes.

the vip section was located by a little gazebo along the water and THANKFULLY in the shade. guys, there is no WAY i would go to flugtag if i had to stand around in the sun with the plebs. first of all, cos i am the Pale Queen. second, cos prols smell bad when they get sweaty.

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summer, please don’t break up with me. I BEG YOU.

white light riot: midway souvenirs

YOU GUYYYYSSSSSS

THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER.

OH NOOOOES!!!!

seriously. how did this HAPPEN?!!!!

i was just minding my own business, drinking margaritas, splashing around in the sun, losing brain cells, and BAM. summer left me faster than a cheap hooker.

oh summer, i hardly knew ye!

tomorrow is my first day back in school. KILL ME NOW.

i… can’t… go back. I WON’T GO BACK! Continue reading ’summer, please don’t break up with me. I BEG YOU.’

the plastic radiant way

ryan adams & the cardinals: sweet illusions

the poshdeluxe reading rainbow report

miss wyoming by douglas coupland


i’ve loved douglas coupland for a long time. i read “life after god” some time in 2002-2003 and immediately went to half price books so i could pick up “shampoo planet,” “girlfriend in a coma,” etc. his books tend to be an eccentric combination of sarcastic and sweet, optimistic and critical. half of the time, i don’t know if i can stand the characters, but something in me loves to watch them falter and fail and love and give it the old texas try. occasionally i feel like i could be writing his books, but not in a bad way. more like, his thoughts mirror mine; his musings remind me of things i’ve wondered while staring at the ceiling fan while waiting to fall asleep or looking up at the sky through a car window as the scenery drizzles by.

“miss wyoming” centers around two characters, john and susan, who are both dealing with celebrity fall-out. once famous, they now teeter on the edge of existence, and both wonder if there’s more out there than lunches at the ivy and endless calls from agents. susan grew up on the pageant circuit with a cray cray stage mom, marilyn, and her narratives from convention centers and the bathroom at orange julius were probably my favorite segments of the book.

per usual with coupland, there’s a few extremely random, unreal events that explode within the pages of the book, and yet he manages to pass them off as hum-drum without dulling their unreal sheen. he’s a master at manipulating the bizarre into reality, and that’s one of the reasons his books are so enjoyable– you don’t know what will happen next, but whatever it is, it’ll probably be totally insane, and you will buy it. Continue reading ‘the plastic radiant way’

helloooo mr. friday. have we met?

beck: timebomb

LINKS

stories of sibling rivalry never get old. maybe that’s cos i’m an only child. here’s my favorite one:

“I convinced my little sister that the TV remote controlled her as well as the TV. I would hit mute and then pretend I couldn’t hear her, no matter how loud she yelled. She lived in fear of the power button.”

apparently, china can’t regulate lead paint on toys, but it CAN regulate reincarnation! (thanks for the link, ken)

welcome to my personal nightmare.

OMG someone is making a comedy movie about ren fest!!! YESSSS! i have been WAITING for this ever since i was ten and realized, while at ren fest, that the fairies were actually just people who have no lives.

in case you didn’t know, mitt romney is retarded.

justin timberlake is gonna be in the new mike myers movie. and no, he will not be playing garth’s hot twin brother, garrett.
did you know there’s been a rise in maternal deaths from childbirth? as if watching “knocked up” wasn’t enough to make me consider donating all of my eggs to charity.

the pants of kong

nada surf: all is a game

on sunday night, i experienced a cinematic event unlike any other.

i saw “the king of kong.”

if you really want to know what this movie’s about, watch the trailer.

you really want to see it now, don’t you?!!! I KNOW!!!!!

ok if you’re too lazy to click on the trailer link (LAME), here’s a brief summary: it’s a documentary about two guys competing to be the highest scorer of all time on donkey kong, the original arcade game.

now, you may be thinking, who cares about donkey kong? that game sucked! not to mention that it was totally sexist! how come the princess never got to kick that ape’s ass?!

as i found out through watching the film, donkey kong is actually The Most Difficult Video Game Of All Time. it’s deceptively simple and almost impossible to master.

at the alamo, we watched people play it on the big screen before the movie and… yeah. people SUCK at this game! sweet cracker sandwich! that ape busted everyone’s pants with barrels!

if you want to win this game, you have to be hard core. and that’s exactly what billy mitchell is. Continue reading ‘the pants of kong’

the tim lott austin assault: TAX FREE

architecture in helsinki: hold music

and finally, we reach the conclusion of our tim lott adventures.

fittingly, it’s on a sunday, the day when everything wonderful and amazing and fun prepares to die at the stroke of midnight so that monday can begin spreading its plague of dread and doom.

anyhoo

on sunday, we went tubing!!!!

i don’t have any pictures, though, cos a) i didn’t feel like buying a waterproof camera b) all of the pictures would basically look the same: us, sitting in tubes, drinking beer. after a few of those photos, you, the reader, would either be extremely bored or insanely jealous. and i need everyone to like me, so let’s not go there.

see? not that interesting.

i’d also like to take a moment and point out that this was all happening during tax free weekend, so of course we kept making jokes about how everything was “tax-free.” like, “tax-free tubing!” or, if someone made a joke, “tax-free comedy!” when we drove by the zone d’ erotica, henri yelled, “tax-free zone d’erotica!” i swear, it was hilarious. no, really. it was. just try it and see. although, you’ll have to wait until the next tax-free weekend, otherwise it obviously won’t be funny.

pants world put together a great group for the day– tim, henri, me, josh, erica, teresa, jessica, matt and nicolette. it’s like enough for a reality show cast, except i don’t think anyone wants to marry bret michaels (ok, maaaaybe matt). we left surprisingly early (at the godawful hour of 11) and drove over to gruene to hop on the guadalupe.

which we discovered was gushing over a bridge and preventing cars from driving through.

josh got there first and called me, “so, uh… the river?”

me: “is it all dried up? OMG!”

josh: “uh, no. it’s flowing–”

me: “thank heavens”

josh: “– over the bridge.”

me: “wait, what?”

josh: “yeah. it’s like… a torrent of water. i don’t think that lends itself to tubing.”

you guys. there is nothing, NOTHING, more tragic than a canceled tubing trip. you’ve got a cooler full of beer, sunscreen slathered on yr skin, and no place to go. you might as well rent “beaches” and cry yrself to sleep.

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the tim lott austin assault: hippies and hipsters

car stereo wars: charlie b. barkin’

guys, you know what? i *really* know how to host people.

JUST SAYIN!

since saturday was so gosh darn beautiful, tim, henri and i headed over to the creek in the greenbelt, which was full of water, dogs and hippies. basically, it was the perfect austin afternoon.

afterwards, tim said we didn’t actually go “swimming” in the creek, but i had to correct him. if you sit in a body of water and drink beer, you are in fact swimming. i mean, what are we trying to do, break a sweat? if i wanted to work, i’d go to my office. and then i’d use my computer to find another job, where i had to work. so yeah. who wants to do that?

we spent most of our time adoring the swimming doggies and judging the people on the opposite shore. i swear, it was like a reality tv show. you had all of the necessary ingredients– the Dirty Old Hippie, the Douche Bag (i.e. Former Lead Singer of Soul Asylum), the Former Stripper, the Dude With the Scythes Tattooed On His Beer Belly and the Middle Aged Lady Who Should Not Be Wearing a Yellow Corona Bikini.

VH1! why are you not all OVER this shizz?!!!

henri also devoted some time to his favorite pursuit, the torture of tim.

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the tim lott austin assault: ladies of the 80s

kim carnes: bette davis eyes

as you probably know, my dear friend tim lott moved back to st. louis after spending the last year in pants world. since his departure, i have been CRYING EVERY NIGHT on my little white pillow in my litle white bed that i’ve had since the sixth grade.

ok, well, that’s not all true. but i have had the same bed since the sixth grade. it has hearts on it!!! thank goodness i wasn’t into horses back then.

thursday night hailed the Return of Grandpa Tim! he drove in for a weekend of tex-mex, dancing and beautiful people (me, obvs).

his official welcome came on friday night, via a blow-up doll.

don’t worry, there’s an explanation.

well…

maybe you should be worried.

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