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mannequin men: 22nd century

it’s been raining outside, i still have a headache from the emotional stress of harry potter, and work is total zzzville.

all of these things are sweet music to the internet’s ears, because the internet knows it will get lots of action today! in fact, i think i might be pregnant with the world wide web’s triplets. THAT’s how much surfing i did.

so let’s get to it, before i go into labor and freak out cos i was just writing about “knocked up” and HOW DID THIS HAPPEN and we’ll probably have another pregnancy/evolution comment showdown on our hands.

first, YET ANOTHER REASON that posh must be my bff. at her big splashy “welcome to LA, where we will further suck yr soul” party, what did they eat? guess. GUESS GUESS GUESS! seriously, we are soul mates.

second, i discovered my New Favorite Internet Invention today. Popularity Dialer. if you need a phone call to interrupt a potentially horrible date or make yrself look cool in front of a crush, you can sign up to receive a call! and the conversation might be with a (recorded) guy with a british accent! holy crap! even though i hate talking on the phone, i have to admit, this is pretty ingenious. and way better than that girl talk game.

my second New Favorite Internet Invention? STATETRIS! yes it is EXACTLY what you think it is… states fall down the screen, and you have to put them in the right place. guys this game is AWESOME! plus, it’s educational. i found myself singing the 50 states in alphabetically order song while playing (there is no sound, but that should totally be the theme). in fact, i changed my mind. THIS is my first New Favorite Internet Invention.

a new BACKSTREET BOYS album is coming out! i am serious! i could say i don’t care, but honestly, i’m secretly hoping that they produce a song that’s even better than “i want it that way.” although i don’t think that’s mathematically possible.

that’s the good news. the bad news? weekly world news is closing!!!! although, honestly, i think it’s a hoax. i mean, who could possibly be gullible enough to believe that the WWN, the bastion of hard hitting journalism, could be shutting down? i mean, where else am i gonna read about bat boy?!!!

Bat Boy, the half-bat, half-human child found in a cave, was a regular feature. After the September 11 attacks, the tabloid reported he had been enlisted in the hunt for Osama bin Laden because of his special cave-dwelling skills.

i swear, standing in line at the grocery store will never be the same.

the trailer is out for the new wes anderson movie, the darjeeling limited. it looks like a typical wes anderson movie, which means I AM TOTALLY GOING TO SEE IT. and yes i still love owen wilson, even though i know he would probably make my mom cry. i can’t help it.

i’m even MORE excited about the next batman movie OMGGGG. christian bale, light of my LIFE! also, maggie g. will be way better than katie holmes (who is totally looking great right now, even though she can’t act), and she knows it. and if you wanna get real nerd core, check out this v. short, v. grainy video of the new bat motorcycle thingie.

not only do i love this song, but the video is hauntingly gorgeous. watch/listen/watch/listen.

while i love jennifer and violet, i think liv and milo might be in the running for the most SQUEE celeb mom and toddler. especially cos hello matching chucks!!!!!!

i know peanuts are amazing, cos they sacrifice themselves in order to provide me with delicious, delicious peanut butter. but did you know they are also dying for diamonds?!!! gah. i know about blood diamonds, but sheesh.

i have a lot of friends getting married right now. none of them, however, showed up on radar’s top list of proposals on youtube. which is good, cos then our friendship would be over.

why couldn’t our high school drill team do more stuff like this? i totally would’ve gone to pep rallies to see that.

and finally, the last link of the day… the most brilliant kanye west video i have ever SEEN. people. PEOPLE. there is a tractor. and clogging girls are involved. and the best part? no sign of kanye.

p.s. dear internet. i think i’m obsessed. love (AND I MEAN REAL LOVE), posh d.