today’s blog is gonna be short, cos i’m still recovering from bidding adieu to the alamo. when you don’t get home til 5 AM, you know it’s been a good night.
tomorrow, i will tell you all about it!
today, however, i’d like to focus yr attention on aldo.
HI ALDO!

aldo is a rare pygmy hippo! he was just born! he’s only as big as a human baby!
do you know what that means? you can hooooold him! you can cuddle him! maybe you could even put a hat on him!
aldo, why don’t you come to america and play with me? we could take naps together, too!
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there are many reasons i love posh spice (see: her autobiography, which i totally read cover to cover). and now, another reason: her amazing $500,000 closet! sweet fancy gilded moses!
everyone keeps saying i should drink more water. and now, thanks to smirnoff, i will!
did you know they’re making a movie adaptation of “where the wild things are”? and, when i say “they,” i mean spike jonez! holla! check out this first photo from the set.
if you were celebrity already famous for erratic behavior, outbursts and a knack for taking quads/muscle relaxers, what is the ONE thing you REALLY NEED to survive? it’s sweatpants, of course.
the iphone is out, but i won’t be buying one any time soon out of fear from drooling too much on it. drool = short circuits, ya’ll.
i hate ann coulter so v. v. much. so does elizabeth edwards.
thanks to matt for this article about a professional line sitter. yet another sign that the human race is doomed.

















and everyone went “aaawwww”.
If I don’t graduate on time, I blame you.
squeee!