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dedicated to pearl

based on my last post, i should really consider blogging about unicorns every day.

but i reeeeeally don’t feel like getting hate mail from the pegasus.

anyway

I HAVE EXCITING NEWS.

PEARL HAS RETURNED TO THE INTERNET.

if you don’t know what i’m talking about, then you obviously are just pretending to be my friend and really hate me deep down inside. WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

so, i love pearl. pearl is my absolute favorite thing on the computer. seriously, pictures of cupcakes on flickr BOW DOWN TO HER PERFECTION. when i heard there was a new video of her precious ass-kicking antics, i totally *freaked*.

watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it

“hi hell…i got someone… coming to you…”warning: if you see me in the next two weeks, know that i will probably say, “I AM THE LAW” and “i’m losing.. my patience!” about five times within the hour. minimum.

now, SOME PEOPLE might say that pearl is losing her touch. some people, like, say, matt gierhart:

“They changed her clothes and cut her hair. Pearl is all Hollywood now. I liked her better when she wasn’t about production value and more about the character she was playing. ”

OTHER PEOPLE, like, say, henri mazza, are already predicting the fall of her career:

“I just can’t wait until she’s in her early 20s and a total train wreck from too much early exposure. Meredith– any chance of a train wreck celebrities OF THE FUTURE party? Cause Pearl’s got DUI written all over her. Retiring? At 26 months? More like she’s got enough money to hit the bar scene now, so why work? On the bright side, her future in reality TV is gonna be super…”

hmm… do i sense a little jealousy? a little celeb envy?

oh pearl, don’t listen to these haters. i can’t believe you’re already retiring! what potential! what star power! what sheer brilliance!
i would have liked to have known you.

but you was just a kid.

yr candle burned out long before

the legend ever diiiiiiiiid.

i have to say, though, ice cream = #1 reason to retire.

other important news:

die hard 4 comes out tomorrow at midnight!!!!!!!!!!! i cannot WAIT to watch things crash into each other and explode as bruce willis gets progressively more dirty and bloody. oh and also so i can support our country.

not to mention watching my future husband play the zexy pants villain.

the face of evil is HOTTTTTT.

to get yr die hard pants on, check out this awesome song/video tribute.

in other links

i feel like i have to mention the whole chipmunk thing. even though it already jumped the shark.

fellow nerds: enjoy this article about a guy who learns aikido while fantasizing about returning to high school to kick the asses of some mall bullies.

now excuse me while i write my 87th fan letter to pearl on sanrio stationary.