this song perfectly embodies how the below product might make you feel.
YE GODS!!!!!!

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm
Yes, you read right. Lip Balm infused with caffeine. It was developed
by an Alaskan Police Officer who needed both quality lip balm for the
cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts. What else could
you use to fight chapped lips and fatigue? You need to buy this. Be the
envy of everyone on your block. Comes in two flavors. Mint and Vanilla
Toffee.
i… it… lip balm… hemeh… caffeine… my favorite things… i… wants… uh…� EGADS!
p.s. here’s a little wonder showzen for yr day.

















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