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lovely petra cover of a classic love song

i luuuuurve valentine’s day. it could be cos of the sugar. it could be
cos people feel more ok about saying the word “love.” or it could be
that it gives me the excuse to be AS CHEESY AS I WANT and no one can
stop me.

you may not know this, but i am extremely cheesy. hilary tells me that i have my own float in the pride parade.

i’m so cheesy that i post pictures like this

and feel no shame.

lots of SQUEEEEEEEEEEE, but no shame.

at any rate, the linked song at the top is purrrrfect for v-day, cos
it’s not necessarily about romantic love. it’s about realizing that you
have people in yr life that rule, that have supported you and laughed
with you and laughed at you and eaten pie at 3 AM with you and thrown
spontaneous dance parties with you and sent you a postcard just when
you needed it and texted you a billion times in one day and sent you
mix cds that make you cry and called you from across the ocean just to
talk about what clothes to wear… well, you get the picture.

you people, you know who you are. and today i celebrate you.

ok i’ll stop before i get all teary.

ANYWAY

i also celebrate totally AWESOME love notes. especially this one, sent to me today by found magazine (found in portland, maine):

Listen, I’m writing you ’cause we are in a public place, you’re so pretty it makes me shy, and hopefully it will mean more.

1. �I’ve been heartbroken/celibate for a year
2. �Tired of being lonely at times
3. �I want a girlfriend, lover, best friend, someday wife.

So if you’re not in love or married, let me win your heart.

I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of orgasms.
I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of caring.
I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of loyalty.
I promise to give you lots lots x lots lots of good-heartd fun.

If you’re interested call me [phone number], email me [email]

Don’t think I’m some nut. �NOT.

I just don’t know pick up lines nor would I use them if I did.

I’m a good person. �I have good Christian love.

And I am worthy.

- Blaine

oooh blaine. i have good christian love, too.

and if you’re feeling extra sassy pants, try out these hip new v-day words from daily candy:

amoraphobia
n. an irrational fear of Valentine’s Day.

blue bawls
n. an emotional, romantic version of flirting that leaves you feeling sad and crying.

bud light
n. the blatantly cheap flower selection from a guy who needs to be dumped ASAP. (How was your V-Day? Bud light.)

carniwhore
n. a girl who puts out for carnations.

do-or-diamond
adj. as in, if I don’t see a ring today, he’s dead to me.

long-stem posers
n. people who send themselves flowers from a “secret admirer.”

lote
v. to walk the thin line between love and hate. (I lote Johnny. One day he’s a dollface; the next he’s a total wanker.)

ménage�à flaws
n. when you crash your friend’s Valentine’s Day date only to talk about all your relationships gone wrong.

PDR
n. public display of rejection: when your valentine takes you somewhere lovely only to break your heart in front of strangers.

Valentiny Tim
n.�a man whose masculinity is put in question by his overenthusiasm for V-Day. (I mean, I don’t expect him to be a Valentiny Tim, but he could at least try to hide his total amoraphobia.)
happy valentine’s day pants to you, xangaland! stay sweet.