Poshdeluxe

a pictoral essay by sarah e. pants

gwyneth paltrow is awesome. she gets to act in cool movies and then
comes home to chris martin who sings her songs that he wrote JUST FOR
HER. in his gorgeous voice. anytime she wants.

she’s a kickass mom with the most adorable daughter ever (and she’s going to have another baby too). see?

i mean, just LOOK at little apple with her precious sweater and sweet
blue eyes (like her dad). i want to have a little tea party with her.

and even though gwyn’s a mom, she is still totally SMOKIN’. see?

now that is what i call a hot mama.

i wish i was gwyneth paltrow.

the end.

addendum: after writing this post, i
read kc’s xanga about how it’s world aids day. and i felt really
shallow for my essay. but… i still want to be gwyneth paltrow.