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thanksgiving was lovely.

although i’m still not that great at always being thankful. but i’m trying.

my holiday included:

• two pieces of buttermilk pie (for this i am truly thankful)
• an eighth year reunion with ye olde high school gang (pictures forthcoming)
• pride & prejudice, during which i melted into a puddle of sarah pants
• the decoration of the family xmas tree, featuring the hanging of
  my all-time favorite ornaments: the miss piggy angel, the sparkly ice
  cream cone, the not so sparkly ice cream cone that i made in third
  grade that really should have disintegrated by now, princess leia and
  the disco heart.
• shopping on “black friday” cos i am a bad person. sorry, adbusters.
• dinner with ray, seth e. and stacey, during which stacey kept
  prying for embarrasing seth stories while ray and i just kept telling
  our own shameful tales cos we’ve got nothing on seth except the first
  time he got trashed and jumped on the hotel coffeetable in his
  underwear while pretending to be a velociraptor.
• zero schoolwork, which seemed perfectly reasonable at the time
  but now i’ve realized that papers don’t write themselves. stupid
  papers. i am NOT thankful for you.
• crazy blooming tea with sofia in fabulous fall weather
• coffee with erik with a stop at this marvelous new traffic sign:

speaking of love, here’s a great compilation of people’s responses when asked: what do you do with yr ex’s stuff after the break-up?

more importantly, here’s an AWESOME guide on how to be the creepiest stalker ever (with thanks to jane returner for the link). read this and you will die from either laughter or complete and utter mortification on this girl’s behalf (who, by the way, uses the name mary secret mysterypants!!! which i will allow cos she’s so hilarious. and crazy).