Poshdeluxe

today, josh katz (among others) is getting officially sworn is as a
lawyer. i don’t really know what exactly he will be swearing to do, but
i’m assuming it’s things like upholding the law and helping out friends
with speeding tickets.

i told him last night at mugshots that today could *officially* be henceforth known as:

JOSH KATZ DAY

and now that it’s etched into xanga stone, it’s for real.

i think JOSH KATZ DAY should mean i get a day off… but so far, i’m still here.

anyway, to celebrate JOSH KATZ DAY, i will do the following:

1) listen to some elliot smith
2) pretend i’m a huge cardinals fan
3) eat something with st. louis origins. i don’t know what that will be. yet.
4) speak in legalese as much as possible
5) drink a beer

so… tort reform… eh. blah blah blah.

anyway, congrats joshua pants. i’m so proud of you (even though you recently accused me of pedophilia. i’ll let that go).

HAPPY JOSH KATZ DAY!!!!!!

p.s. BREAKING NEWS: did you know that hershey’s makes kisses with
cherry cordial insides?!!!!!! this is incredible!!!! my candy world is
complete!!!!

p.p.s. i am really tempted to send something to this website.