p.s. i don’t really care about the verdict of the michael jackson trial
(uh, except that it’s bullsh*t)
but i DO care about you watching this video featuring my favorite insult dog. damn, those michael jackson fans are SENSITIVE.
Archive for June, 2005
friday friday friday friday.
last night i hung out with the fabulous hilary, who has officially
relocated to austin. we indulged in mexican food and dancing (even
though the dj had no mystikal. WATCH YO SELF!).
yesterday jack white married a beautiful model named karen elson. she looks like this:
jack white used to date renée zellweger, but they broke up cos
apparently he didn’t want to get married. so she got hitched to kenny
chesney instead. he looks like this:
dude, jack totally won.
sorry renée. but yr ex has a hot new wife and a freaking cool new video (featuring his wife and ex-wife. what a rock star).
if you go to that site to watch the video (which you should do), you
are also required to watch the new basement jaxx video which features
the queen getting up to some mischief in london. it is awesome.
speaking of awesome, meredith and i have decided to make t-shirts for
ourselves that say “food stalker” because it’s, well, true. i did a
google image search on “food stalker” and came up with this:
i could seriously see this picture going on my t-shirt. iron transfer, baby!
also this morning i received notice from my friend drew that i will get to be a cadet for a day in the air force.
no wait. it’s another sarah pitre. and it’s actually really sad, cos
she’s dying of this liver disease and “make a wish” is helping her to
be a cadet for the day. so i’m happy for her, although if it were my
wish, things would be a little different. as in, no military
involvement. and more food, like all the chic-fil-a i want for a whole
week. and thom yorke writing a song about me (well, apparently “sarah”
really is his favorite name. no really. that’s why he uses it in
“lucky”). and christian bale telling me i’m beautiful and asking me to
be in the next batman movie.
hmm. my post suddenly took on some gravity i was not expecting.
but it’s friday. and you can’t stay serious for long on friday. so i
think i’m gonna watch the white stripes video again. even though the
part with the white horse kinda freaks me out.
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