Poshdeluxe

ok, so i like to read this section of the austin chronicle called “shot in the dark”,
where people attempt to contact random strangers that they didn’t get a
chance to hit on in person. it’s really really fun. i’m always
wondering what the success rate is…

anyhoo, there’s this one “shot” that CRACKS ME UP so i must share it
with you here. i swear i am not making this up. maybe this person is
just trying to be funny. regardless, it is awesome.

YOU WERE SPREADING husband’s ashes at Pedernales Falls. My dad
played bag pipes. Didn’t think to get your name. Amazing experience we
shared. Call 5055

yeah, you looked so hot at yr husband’s funeral…

here’s another good one that is most definitely BS (i think?!):

PROTEST CONGRESS ST 1/20: You cop on motorcycle, me hippie on bike. Why did you try to run me over? Coffee? 5170