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ok so i decided to try out olivia’s idea and enter my name into the google image search.

what i found has completely shaken my sense of identity… even reality.

there is ANOTHER SARAH PITRE out there. no, really, there is.

she looks like this:

and this

and my personal favorite

you can read her life story here.

she describes her personal assets:
“I am inquisitive. I want to know the whys and wherefores
of any and everything. To some people, this type of personality
is threatening. I, however, welcome fellow questioners. I
believe that it through our quest for those answers that we
learn the most. I am a rightist. I hesitate to use the word perfectionist
due to the negative connotation it brings. I like things to
be done to the best of my current ability.”

the “give a man a fish” saying is boldly displayed on her main page.

here is a picture of her mocking me with her name:

“TA-DA! i’m SARAH PITRE! just like you! la la la!”

unbelievable.

my only hope is that she pronounces her last name like “pit-ray” or something.

and what’s a “rightist” anyway?

damn internet.