here is a “strong mad lib” from homestarrunner, courtesy of mr. seth woods.
ALL HAIL SARAH, THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY TWELVE YEAR SHE IS FREED FROM HER PRISON IN THE DAN RATHER ZONE. SHE WILL BRING GIRLS AND GIRLS TO THE PEOPLE OF EMO’S. WITH HER MIGHTY DRUMMER IN HAND SHE WILL HOLLA YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MUST LEAVE A CHERRY UNDER YOUR NAVEL. ONLY THEN WILL SARAH SUCK YOU.
hmm. that last line is a little risque, but i like the war walrus part. hoo-ah!
incidentally, if you type “homestarunner” instead of “homestarrunner”, it takes you to a porn site. the sex industry is just so damn clever!
homestarrunner is the greatest!